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This kid in grade 5 or 6 took the scarecrow from the preps veggie garden, shat on it.. and left it at the office entry doorway for the teachers and kids to find in the morning. He smugged the rest of his crap on the door handle and door.
Not sure if he got caught.
Me and 2 mates in year 9 went egging..got this kids house who i knew so good with toilet paper..his dad came to my house and i think walked in my house wanting to kill us haha. Another time we were throwing apples at these kids across the street who we kinda hated but were cool with.. his fat as sister from grade 1 was trying to taunt us, i threw 1 over 6 lanes of traffic and got her in the middle of the forehead haha, she fell back off a 1m fence onto her back in slow-mo..
We egged a house who's family i knew, we bolted as soon as we threw them back to mine, got to the end of the alleyway and saw the bitch whos house it was on our left about 150 m away and bolted!
We ran up the street past their house and had to hide in the adjacent street to the house for about 15 min. Their dad and big cunt brother was searching for us with lights, until we bailed and jumped fences while getting chased.
A bad cunt i was friends with threw a rock at a kid from our school from about 10m away and split the guys lip, he ended up getting plastic surgery.
Same dude smacked a guy from his school in the face with his lock..pretty sure it was the same guy who got plastic surgery too.
Stay away from Croydon
The same kid who shat on the doorstep crapped his pants twice in one year too, same year i think..once a week for 2 weeks.
Pretty sure this ranga we were friends with put dog food on his balls and got his dog to lick it off. Same kid used to get called 'hayden ya red knob cunt' from his mum haha, she used to call me angel.
Same kid got dropped by a girl across the street from his place and cried home.
Got a ripper, sometimes i cant even believe that this happened. Mates will go un named.
Was at a party after the premmy for a friends video in geelong, was about 8:00am the next morning and a few of us were still kicking around drinking piss and dribbling shit.
A few homies popped their heads in and were on the way to this blokes birthday party at a paintball place and had a spare seat, i was wasted and had never been paint-balling so i jumped at the opportunity. we got to the paint ball place, all wasted and starting to get a little cheeky from some acid we took on the way and they put us in a group of about 30 to 40 people. im very shady on how the rules worked but we basically just shot anyone near us and people were getting a little shitty, one mate staunched one of the workers there with his gun. This is where it gets really loose...
we stopped for a ciggie and one mate went for a dump, he emerged from the bathroom grinning from ear to ear, stating that he had found, in his underpants, a valium that he had tried to put in his bum that must not have made it... Without a seconds thought he made a b line for a group of peoples bags, drinks and other shit. He unscrewed the lid on a nearly full gatorade, dropped in the poop vally and split back to our vantage point. We watched this quaint little asian bloke come out dripping with sweat, and he go's straight for the gatorade! He necked half of it in seconds then passed it to his girlfriend who finished it. neither of them even blinked. needless to say we all felt very bad. soz.
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Arsehole friends
Rasta mon 00:43 28/Nov/14
This kid in grade 5 or 6 took the scarecrow from the preps veggie garden, shat on it.. and left it at the office entry doorway for the teachers and kids to find in the morning. He smugged the rest of his crap on the door handle and door.
Not sure if he got caught.
Me and 2 mates in year 9 went egging..got this kids house who i knew so good with toilet paper..his dad came to my house and i think walked in my house wanting to kill us haha. Another time we were throwing apples at these kids across the street who we kinda hated but were cool with.. his fat as sister from grade 1 was trying to taunt us, i threw 1 over 6 lanes of traffic and got her in the middle of the forehead haha, she fell back off a 1m fence onto her back in slow-mo..
We egged a house who's family i knew, we bolted as soon as we threw them back to mine, got to the end of the alleyway and saw the bitch whos house it was on our left about 150 m away and bolted!
We ran up the street past their house and had to hide in the adjacent street to the house for about 15 min. Their dad and big cunt brother was searching for us with lights, until we bailed and jumped fences while getting chased.
A bad cunt i was friends with threw a rock at a kid from our school from about 10m away and split the guys lip, he ended up getting plastic surgery.
Same dude smacked a guy from his school in the face with his lock..pretty sure it was the same guy who got plastic surgery too.
Stay away from Croydon
The same kid who shat on the doorstep crapped his pants twice in one year too, same year i think..once a week for 2 weeks.
Rasta mon 00:46 28/Nov/14
Pretty sure this ranga we were friends with put dog food on his balls and got his dog to lick it off. Same kid used to get called 'hayden ya red knob cunt' from his mum haha, she used to call me angel.
Same kid got dropped by a girl across the street from his place and cried home.
Henerz. 21:29 01/Dec/14
Got a ripper, sometimes i cant even believe that this happened. Mates will go un named.
Was at a party after the premmy for a friends video in geelong, was about 8:00am the next morning and a few of us were still kicking around drinking piss and dribbling shit.
A few homies popped their heads in and were on the way to this blokes birthday party at a paintball place and had a spare seat, i was wasted and had never been paint-balling so i jumped at the opportunity. we got to the paint ball place, all wasted and starting to get a little cheeky from some acid we took on the way and they put us in a group of about 30 to 40 people. im very shady on how the rules worked but we basically just shot anyone near us and people were getting a little shitty, one mate staunched one of the workers there with his gun. This is where it gets really loose...
we stopped for a ciggie and one mate went for a dump, he emerged from the bathroom grinning from ear to ear, stating that he had found, in his underpants, a valium that he had tried to put in his bum that must not have made it... Without a seconds thought he made a b line for a group of peoples bags, drinks and other shit. He unscrewed the lid on a nearly full gatorade, dropped in the poop vally and split back to our vantage point. We watched this quaint little asian bloke come out dripping with sweat, and he go's straight for the gatorade! He necked half of it in seconds then passed it to his girlfriend who finished it. neither of them even blinked. needless to say we all felt very bad. soz.
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