Ryan Wilson Interview

Ryan Wilson Interview

By Dylan Rieder and Andrew Peters


Portrait - Cameron Sparkes

Dylan � Wait, we gotta Instagram this thing real quick..

Ryan � Dude.. How�s your writing..

Dylan � Stand back a little bit. Alright we�re good.

R � If I can�t do it, we gotta do it later.

D � No, It�s happening.. Alright first question, What is the thought process before you send a text message?

R � Just get the message across, you know?

D � Do you think about the spelling, or the words coming out of your mouth?


Boardy - Mappy

R � Well, I just hate bein� on the phone, so I just try to keep it as short as possible ya know? Basically just so it works out easier for me.

D � Do you ever type the message and then read it back to yourself?

R � Nuh.

D � Did you know there is a website about to made about your text messages?

R � Nuh.. What are you talkin� about?

Andrew � What�s your overall favourite thing to hate on?

Seckschange

R � Fuck, there�s so many I don�t know. Maybe, Uh, just people saying stuff when they�re drunk and never doing things like in real life, like normal.

D � Have you ever tackled a trash can in real life?

R � What, you didn�t come to that game?

D � I missed it, I wasn�t invited.. Ah, Alright� do you get excited when you hear your own laugh?

R � I basically, like, hate my voice.

A � What is your least favourite personal attribute?

R � Oh� I just think way too much and don�t really like, do the whole process of like, the thoughts to the doing part.

D � The thought to the doing part� Umm, what size bolts do you ride?

R � Dylan Rieder umm, umm� Ruffnek.. They were too short though and they kept coming undone and rattling my trucks.. Now I�ve been riding Modus since.. They�re good.

D � Really? I think they�re pretty good.. Can you spell Rhino backwards?

R � O� hahahaha

D � How bout clitoris?


Ollie - Barber

R � Uh, Yeah, S � I � oh,, R � ahh, I give up.

D � Do consider yourself a fashion icon or a fashionista?

R � What�s a fashionista? I don�t know what that other word is, but, icon sounds alright.

A � Where do you get your wardrobe inspirations from?

R � Umm, I don�t know like farm catalogs or somethin�?

D � Lana Del Ray or Kristen Stewart?

R � Kristen Stewart for sure.

A � Do you think Corbin has a chance at Cleo bachelor of the year?

R � I heard he got invited to the biggest loser? I�m just kidding� I mean yeah� fuck, he�s single and he�s famous.

D � How many ollies do you think you have on film?

R � Oh, man� If they�re in lines does that count?

D � They all count.

Noseslide

R � Probably like 20 or something.

D � No like, how many ollies do you think you�ve had, like, throughout your professional career?

R � Well, I�m not professonial, but .. I don�t know, a hundred maybe?

D � How many do you think you have for the future?

R � It�s weird because I keep trying to stop, but its just kinda like.. it�s kinda all I think about and then I find these stupid spots and like, all the spots that I find or something, its kinda like, the only thing I can do there..

D � You got a sick ass ollie dude, run them for life. You can ollie the rest of your life and I will still love you for it.

R � I like Reese Forbes and he does that.. He�s a friend.

D � Julien Stranger has got a good one..

R � He does.. He�s sick too..

D � What about Lenny Rivas? How do you feel about his ollies?

R � I don�t know if I�ve seen Lenny Rivas do too many ollies, but he does a bunch of other crazy tricks.

D � I saw in TMZ that you and Lenny Rivas were partying at the flinders, knocking back pickle-backs.

R � Yeah me and Lenny are boys for sure.

D � How long do you think you�ll last at Chingalings before you get fired?


Heel Fakes - Barber

R �Well.. I was gonna say first shift, but now I�ve been here a couple of months. But, you never know, I�m pretty unpredictable�

D � If you could be someone for 24 hours, who would it be and why?

R � I don�t know.. I don�t really like anyone, I�m just tryin� to think. Umm.. Greg Hunt maybe? He looks like he�s always thinking all the time and then you�re like.. what�s he thinking, like, where�s he gonna go? D � So you wanna be inside the head of Greg Hunt?

R � Yeah, well, that came to mind.. I couldn�t really think of anyone else. That�s kinda weird isn�t it.

D � Nobody famous? Russel Crowe maybe? He�s like, a fellow Australian?

A � Nah.. He�s a fellow kiwi for Ryan..

D � What about Russel Brand?

R � Nah, I don�t really like him.. I like Christian Bale.. Ummm, I might have to go back to work..