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80% of the riders will, when interviewed, state 'I'm just stoked to be here' and/or 'everyone is ripping today'.
Lizzie Armanto will get me excited.. about skateboarding..
Lance mountain will get me excited. In my pants.
Redbull will have something to do with the proceedings or have a sticker on someones board, meanwhile singlehandedly giving all Australian teenagers diabetes.
Pedro Barros will do a big air.
I predict that more than half the people that are their for the pro comp, will be there only to see Tony Hawk. They'll tell everyone that they used to skate back when they were 12 but really, the only reason they know what a frontside 5-0 is, is because of the fact they used to play Tony Hawks Pro Skater 3 24/7.
I haven't really got any knowledgeable/hilarious predictions. but I'll piss my pants in public at bowl-a-rama for a ticket. sound good?
I predict it'll be so crowded that we won't get anywhere near close enough to the bowl to actually see any skating. Instead, my friends and I will retreat to the beach and see how many white pointers we can spot. Also, If Cheeney makes it up he'll probably slay another dragon.
Maybs you should just swing us some tickets because I love skateboarding and it will be a cracker of a time;
Then I can write about the experience ayee?
I love Caballero an Lance Mountain, I think Renton Millar might still do well;
Also don't really care about the females because they will be everywhere anyway, and cops;
pretty much hope no one has to be arrested, and should be a sweet day :);
Cheerz Drew
Fardell will swiftly and silently destroy without any concern for personal safety while the americans place pretty much the same as they do in every contest. beer will be drank.
Flatbardog, regardless of his level of sobriety WILL piss his pants if provided a ticket, that is my prediction.
Also, John peewee Dickenson for drunkest in the stands.
I endorse a grown man pissing his pants in return for a ticket as well.
Corbin will wear full white.
I agree and disagree bout peewee being drunkest in the stands.
He will be unless Jamie fletcher is there and my prediction is that fletch will be there and do a Christ air fakie and a gat-air
I predict no actual skaters or genuine fans will see shit. Hipster poser fucks will flood the stands like every year and a billion advertising banners will stop anyone who isn't a hipster poser in the stands from seeing a single bean-plant.
"who the fuck are all these guys, where is Tony Hawk" will be heard by someone, and "is that Tony Hawk?, that one there?"
Jake Phelps will play at the after party and smash an acoustic guitar because punk rock aint dead.
Greyson Fletcher will do really well but be surfing when the winners are announced
I predict that my mum will not be attending. That's my mum on the right.
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Free Bowl A Rama Tickets
TimFranklin4presiden 22:59 04/Feb/14
80% of the riders will, when interviewed, state 'I'm just stoked to be here' and/or 'everyone is ripping today'.
Lizzie Armanto will get me excited.. about skateboarding..
Lance mountain will get me excited. In my pants.
Redbull will have something to do with the proceedings or have a sticker on someones board, meanwhile singlehandedly giving all Australian teenagers diabetes.
Pedro Barros will do a big air.
steeze.or.die 23:51 04/Feb/14
I predict that more than half the people that are their for the pro comp, will be there only to see Tony Hawk. They'll tell everyone that they used to skate back when they were 12 but really, the only reason they know what a frontside 5-0 is, is because of the fact they used to play Tony Hawks Pro Skater 3 24/7.
Flatbardog 00:07 05/Feb/14
I haven't really got any knowledgeable/hilarious predictions. but I'll piss my pants in public at bowl-a-rama for a ticket. sound good?
B.Woody 00:10 05/Feb/14
I predict it'll be so crowded that we won't get anywhere near close enough to the bowl to actually see any skating. Instead, my friends and I will retreat to the beach and see how many white pointers we can spot. Also, If Cheeney makes it up he'll probably slay another dragon.
Tridus skateboards 00:38 05/Feb/14
Maybs you should just swing us some tickets because I love skateboarding and it will be a cracker of a time;
Then I can write about the experience ayee?
I love Caballero an Lance Mountain, I think Renton Millar might still do well;
Also don't really care about the females because they will be everywhere anyway, and cops;
pretty much hope no one has to be arrested, and should be a sweet day :);
Cheerz Drew
ARTLINE 01:12 05/Feb/14
Fardell will swiftly and silently destroy without any concern for personal safety while the americans place pretty much the same as they do in every contest. beer will be drank.
Cameron M 06:07 05/Feb/14
Flatbardog, regardless of his level of sobriety WILL piss his pants if provided a ticket, that is my prediction.
Also, John peewee Dickenson for drunkest in the stands.
krim 08:14 05/Feb/14
I endorse a grown man pissing his pants in return for a ticket as well.
Corbin will wear full white.
scotty.. 08:37 05/Feb/14
I agree and disagree bout peewee being drunkest in the stands.
He will be unless Jamie fletcher is there and my prediction is that fletch will be there and do a Christ air fakie and a gat-air
Judo Air 10:53 05/Feb/14
I predict no actual skaters or genuine fans will see shit. Hipster poser fucks will flood the stands like every year and a billion advertising banners will stop anyone who isn't a hipster poser in the stands from seeing a single bean-plant.
"who the fuck are all these guys, where is Tony Hawk" will be heard by someone, and "is that Tony Hawk?, that one there?"
crazy eyes 11:29 05/Feb/14
Jake Phelps will play at the after party and smash an acoustic guitar because punk rock aint dead.
Greyson Fletcher will do really well but be surfing when the winners are announced
BoonTangClan 11:37 05/Feb/14
I predict that my mum will not be attending. That's my mum on the right.
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