COD MW 2

I've been getting that error lately myself dunno how to fix it

shit connections are a result of the host having a shit connection or living in a different country terminator, there aint much you can do.

not sure if its a live thing but i can still raep on 2 orange, which is about as low as i ever get

henry, sorry my m16 post was actually a noobtoob rant, plz ignore. i unlocked the m16 yesterday, very killy but i like my m4 for the time being.

lazlo i believe our playing styles are very similar if only you had an xbox we could spring around with bladed fallacies penetrating foes

Damn right.

I played with these Americunts last night who were getting all frothy and shouty because I had the nerve to run around and kill people.

"Oh! That fucking faggot got me again...!!"

I also got a long distance knife throw kill which fucking pissed a dude off no end. He didn't stop ranting about it for about 5 minutes.

Has anyone been using the "Light Machine Guns"?

I've tried but I don't really like them.

nah never

you found that roof spot on the wastelands? i get about 5 or 6 kills each time i get up there, after a few kills they get wise so i move into the grave yard to flank em

Yeah I've found it. Every time I go to get up there I get shot.

I've finally started using a tactic. I don't like to camp and sometimes running and gunning will just mean that I die. I've started patrolling a section of the maps rather than run around. It works well on Afghan and the Wrecking Yard place with planes and shit.

Yeah i've been using LMGs mainly the AUG H-BAR, my favourite gun at the moment, grip and holographic, LMGs are sick.

AUG H-BAR

I am looking forward to unlocking this gun. I sometimes pick one up and use it if I find one on a map somewhere.

I also can't wait to get claymores. Man I love claymores.

Claymores aren't too flash nowdays, you only get 1 and compared to the other equiptment they're not amazing.
I'd rather use Semtex grenades, they're sick.

picked one up yesterday, seemed pretty average with ironsight

unlocked slight of hand pro which is awesome but need scavenger because i go through so much ammo with the m4, its hard to get good killstreaks because i end up with a pistol, FML

also, fyi: screwing the lid on a glass bottle of v makes the same sound as someone leaving the lobby

I am quite deadly with my secondary machine pistol. Red dot sight and everything.

I've never used scavenger. I usually die within 10 seconds so I don't need a lot of ammo.

haha thuts lawl

im trying to get tactical knife though so i run pistols for all my secondaries except my aa kit

Fear my 5 kill record kill streak!!

no one read this but lazlo ok:

to run at insane speeds, get a care package but don't throw the smoke grenade, equip marathon and lightweight, your knifing is now seen as a silver streak darting across peoples necks followed by a crimson streak

LMG's are pretty good, RPD rapes the hardest but the AUG reloads like a normal gun so its good for reloading quickly. TAR and SCAR and pretty powerful and go pretty good but scavenger is a must. favourite gun tho is the FAL with Holographic

add me Jejenhausen i reckon im ready for some online fun

You can shoot me in the face whenever you like, mans.

In actual fact, I probably won't ever play with you guys because I always seem to miss the game invites.

But yeah, lazlo73 for your meth-crazed smg-toting junkie fix.

just added you guys, Th3__Nutz__

i get the game in a couple days so hyped

fat cock, just so you know, everyone has progressed at an alarming rate and now we all just camp corners and wait for noobs to wander into our thermal scoped crosshairs, then its bye bye noobez

haha ive been preparing with cod4 im like fully sick cunt

You'll be able to kill me though. I'm easy to kill. Just know this:

I don't really care about score and/or kill to death ratios. Kill me at your whim. Just know that I'll respawn and come at you again. And again. And again. I'll come at you hooting and gibbering like a deranged orangutan at a poorly maintained Borneo zoo.

Rust FTW

went into a room yesterday and a sniper was there. did the honorable thing and tried to knife him, he also did the honorable thing and tried to knife me, so there we were chasing each other in a tight circle trying to stab each other in the back for a good 5 rotations, then some fagggggg0t came in and shot me, best killcam ive ever seen

For 3 or 4 lush green bars of connection:

1.find someone with fast internet like ADSL 2

2.make a party of 6 with them as leader

3.search your pref game mode

4.you will be put in to a 'Lobby' now if people join your Lobby (hopefully aussies) the majority will get the Host (hopefully an aussie) and everyone aussie or kiwi in the game should have agreen bar connection.

5. On the other hand your lobby might 'Merge' with another (likely american) if this happens get your party leader to back out and everyone else follow, try search again til you get your own lobby.

If this doesnt help you My PSN is HuffnPuffin. also check out my clan's website www.wingedwarriors.weebly.com we are currently recruiting aussies and glad to help anyone out.

A clan eh?

That's...uh...that's a little too geeky for me. I mean, yeah sure, I am a founding member of the Faggio Death Squad in GTA but we don't organise matches and stuff...rather we just wade in and see how many people we can piss off in 30 minutes.

I hope to one day be shot in the face repeatedly by the members of the 'winged warriors'