COD MW 2

right now. vande131090

yeah todays update also made me a better player for a while i was actually placing first in everything when normally i come last

was playing last night and somehow pulled host from the americans, so theyre all lagging, warping and generally crying and it was like i was Leonidas himself, walking around killing everyone in choreographed movements. i began to belittle my opponents, come ere, not gon hurt ya, come awn, relax.. gotcha, ya little bugga!! my bullets were like slugs from the guns of angels themselves, i simply moved the little red dot over an enemies face and twitched on the trigger like lazlo when he was on meth, dead, oh trying to flank me hey, jump crouch strafe, prone, crouch pow knife in your gillet, claret peppering my face like an anal virgin ass to mouth cum shot sequence, battle was slo mo, id hit 100 cups of coffee, it was beautiful like holocaust poetry, killing had become easy, i felt like hitman monkey on prescription drugs, instead of desperately trying to scrub out faces with the cross hair like a 26 year old jilted lover with a high school year book, i simply crossed out faces like a 60 year old jaded teacher with scotch in my mug, fail, no, fail, no, Dead minus.

then they all left and it was gay again so i rage quite and watched gossip girl.

requiem
23:06 09/Dec

Fast Lane, there are no more endless enemies they stop after a while, haha

well fuck me thats a relief

check the knife spree and sniper at the end

Last night I played this game on that Sub Base and I was owning a fair bit. I got to 1450 points and needed one kill.

I climbed up onto the roof and there's a sniper there. He's the dude currently coming second. I just sat and watched him.

Blam!

Blam!

Blam!

And then he clicked on his UAV. I watched him do it and then saw the recgnition in his actions that someone was right behind him. He must have looked at his map and gone "Oh fffuuuu"

As he turned around I stabbed him in the gooch.

The kill replay was rather delicious. The only dude with a mic said "Oh man, that was cold..."

Lewl.

played the airport level last night, epicly directed, chilling music, fuckin awesome, felt so bad ass till they shot me

i came first and beat some dude by like 50 points the other night over the mike i hear this "you mutha fucking cock ima stab you fool" then he left the lobby haha

marburg

16:53 11/Dec

played the airport level last night, epicly directed, chilling music, fuckin awesome, felt so bad ass till they shot me

I got out of an elevator today and all i could think was, "No Russian."

HAHAHAHA ^ ^ ^

im hooked on hardcore team deathmatch.

Pretty sure all i dream about is modern warfare 2.


GREENNAAATTAA!!!!!

i love afgan 29-4 with a 19 streak.

Haha

tango suckkkaaaaahhh

greeennnnnnaaaattttaaa

best!

Just got the ACR. Easily best gun in the game, reminds me of the carbine in cod4.

The patch just arrived for 360 players, but doesn't seem to have fixed anything.

ROFLMAO ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

add

SCARDOiii

will pwn!

i dont want the patch i heard it nerfs the care package speed boost

31.00 on the fuckin pit. one second off the achievement

tits

i just unlocked double uzi's. stand the fuck back

only good duals are models, oh how good they are.

24 kill streak and i got noob tubed...

I can't wait to unlock the uzis.

I am currently in love with my ranger shotgun

Akimbo?

only good duals are models, oh how good they are.

24 kill streak and i got noob tubed...



you deserved it for being an 87er




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gonna be on all night tonight from about 9, got a bottle of jack and my nigga comin over if any boxers wanna add mariusdelberg

ranger akimbo's fucking own i was raping noobs with them today.

rape pros for props