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I endorse a grown man pissing his pants in return for a ticket as well.



Corbin will wear full white.

I agree and disagree bout peewee being drunkest in the stands.

He will be unless Jamie fletcher is there and my prediction is that fletch will be there and do a Christ air fakie and a gat-air

I predict no actual skaters or genuine fans will see shit. Hipster poser fucks will flood the stands like every year and a billion advertising banners will stop anyone who isn't a hipster poser in the stands from seeing a single bean-plant.
"who the fuck are all these guys, where is Tony Hawk" will be heard by someone, and "is that Tony Hawk?, that one there?"

Jake Phelps will play at the after party and smash an acoustic guitar because punk rock aint dead.
Greyson Fletcher will do really well but be surfing when the winners are announced

I predict that my mum will not be attending. That's my mum on the right.

Someone wearing vans will win the Masters division
There will be two skaters not wearing pads in the top ten, but neither one will place in the top 3
Cab will praise god
Brad McClain will blow minds

beanplant on tony hawks skull

Brad McClain will do some crazy tricks that I won't know the name of, Pedro Barros will do a backtail shove in the deep end and Ben Raybourn will get best trick. Also lots of penny skateboard 'shredders' will be in attendance

I hope Ben Key skates in it. He shreds and is local and will blow minds. I don't want tickets but Benny deserves some proper recognition for sure!

also ben hatchell, blunt flip fakie in his run/heat/line thing

Tyrone T-Bone Olson and my #1 boy will tre flip over the skate park and then proceed to fight the air with his fists for 3 hours resulting in him winning best steez, best run, best trick and best shoes.

oreo101

21:44 04/Feb/14

winnner Pedro Barros, jack fardell with no pads and curren caples gets ripped off, bucky lasek with the highest placed ozi ! yew

You know Bucky isn't Australian, right?

Also, I think there will be more skateboard celebrities at Ravesi's than there will be at the event. Wade will be holding it down.

since when did u have to buy tickets to bowlarama?

Raybourn will rip, Fardell will F^<k sh!t up, McGill will twist but Hawk will get all the noise for his twist, Grosso's grinds will be greatest, BMcC will blow all away, Raven will be ridiculous, and despite Bucky's best efforts, Barros will Break everyone's balls again. 80's skater dads will turn up in droves and leave after the Masters because their wiener kids want to go home and get back on their scooter. RJ will have a hot girlfriend. Locals won't be happy about the ticket price.
Oh and Naverrete will have a punch up with the ESPN camera guy.
It will be a great day.
Oh and Cab will win too

Jackson Pilz and Jesse Noonan will be the funnest to watch and tony hawk will be broing down with all the fans.

Tony Hawk will insist on skating all his runs whilst holding a small child.

He'll then proceed to get arrested by Australia's finest.

Ben Raybourn, probs will smash it! kid is nuts!

Prediction is that all previously-purchased tickets will actually be given to Vans-wearing industry types who have never stepped on a board made of wood.
Furthermore no-one will be able to see any of the Drama anyway, so who cares.

Some good predictions in here...

If I was to make a proper prediction I would have to go off previous experiences. I've only been to Bowlarama twice and both times my Vans rep said there would be tickets waiting for me and both times they weren't there. Both times I spent most of the day at the pub, both times I had crusty old guys chew my ear off about Steve Cab and both times I left saying I'd never go back.

So my prediction is this..... Someone at Vans will tell me my name is on a list at the gate. They will look on their special list for a minute and tell me I'm not on it. I'll ask them to look again and the pretty lady with fake Ray Bans will pretend to look and say "sorry you're not on the list". I'll stand there until I see someone I know and they will get me in somehow while I curse the Vans employee under my breath. I'll sit in the stands for about an hour switching my attention between the skating and an Australian skateboarding figure (usually from Queensland or Melbourne) who managed to sneak in a bottle of Vodka and has already claimed the Bowlarama Drunkest Man Alive Award and it's only noon. I'll watch him get kicked out by a massive Islander security guard then turn to the person next to me and say "wanna go to the pub?". They won't hesitate in saying yes and we will wonder across the street where we will drink $8 schooners for the rest of the afternoon. At a certain point I will get stuck talking to some old guy wearing a Globe t-shirt telling me how rad Steve Cab is and how he saw him on the Bones Brigade tour in 89. I'll make my escape and tell my self that's my last Bowlarama.

BUT..... Cons is going this year and he's been on fire lately so I'm sure it will get very interesting......

Despite the whingy tone of my post both times I also had a pretty rad time and I hope everyone has a fun day.