FUNNY PICS?????

the funniest thing about that cat picture 2 pages back, is that some lonely soul is taking photos of their cats on new years eve

It's taken at 2 in the afternoon, not everyone is out drinking at that time. Also, if I was taking photos of cats (not that I would cause they are shit cunts) I would tell people trying to get BGPs to get the fuck out of the photo.

does anyone have the pic of the pedo talking to the little girl on msn? and then at the end of the convo he gets reported to the fbi??

which one?

yes!

Hello and goodbye.

oh my god.
cya never

Hmm..
LDF, you're wanting to get banned aren't you?
hahaha.

biggest clit i've ever seen

so lady gaga's in the funny pics aye

^ haha good werk

i dont know if you should be banned or not

WHAT THE FUCK??? ^ Pedo getting done is so fucking good!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its a thumb thats been cut in half

nice dick
FOR A GIRL!

haha, bird stealing ice cream...

That Pedo transcript is Stanhope, right Furtanken?

Lazlo_Panaflex

08:28 09/Sep

That Pedo transcript is Stanhope, right Furtanken?

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Nah I don't think so.

But this is:

Fucking Indian :

Doug is ToolMySweetAss

timmysue69: hi
ToolMySweetAss: Timmysue?
timmysue69: yeah
ToolMySweetAss: What kinda half-homo shit is that?
timmysue69: um, it's a just for fun kind of thing
ToolMySweetAss: Wow. Thrill a minute.
timmysue69: ok then
ToolMySweetAss: Whats your vitals?
timmysue69: 20/m/sd
ToolMySweetAss: South Dakota?
timmysue69: yeah
ToolMySweetAss: You're not a fucking Indian, are you?
ToolMySweetAss: I hate fucking Indians.
timmysue69: HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
timmysue69: so do i
timmysue69: where are you from?
ToolMySweetAss: Vegas.
timmysue69: cool
ToolMySweetAss: What do you do there in SD, fuck cows?
timmysue69: fuck no
timmysue69: i go to school
timmysue69: only the indians fuck cows
ToolMySweetAss: Oh, to learn how to fuck cows?
ToolMySweetAss: I'd love a threesome with you and a cow and a dirty Indian.
timmysue69: i think i'll pass on that one
timmysue69: so why do you want to fuck a cow and an indian so much?
ToolMySweetAss: Well whats your kink, chink?
timmysue69: fucking a chick's tight asshole
ToolMySweetAss: Sweet!
ToolMySweetAss: I love butt-sex!
timmysue69: cool
timmysue69: so do you have any pics of your sweet ass?
ToolMySweetAss: Nope. My Dad took them all back when I called Social Services.
timmysue69: that sucks
timmysue69: when will you get some more?
timmysue69: so what are you doing?
ToolMySweetAss: Hold on, I'm putting salve on my boil.
timmysue69: ok then
ToolMySweetAss: Between the warts, the boil and the abortion, I am quite a mess in the nether regions.
ToolMySweetAss: How big is your cock?
timmysue69: ok then
timmysue69: 9
timmysue69: why do you have boils and warts on your pussy?
timmysue69: or don't you want to talk about that?
ToolMySweetAss: Oh, the boils are from wearing the same panties for too many weeks in a row without washing and the warts... they're from a friend.
timmysue69: why don't you change your panties ever?
ToolMySweetAss: Well, that creepy guy in the laundry room makes me blow him.
ToolMySweetAss: I think he's Indian.
timmysue69: ok then
ToolMySweetAss: That was my third abortion this year. My pussy is getting callouses.
ToolMySweetAss: Do you like anal?
ToolMySweetAss: Oh, wait, you already said you do.
timmysue69: yes
timmysue69: yep
ToolMySweetAss: Too many baits going at once.
ToolMySweetAss: I'm gonna have to stick with getting fucked in the ass before my uterus falls out.
timmysue69: yeah
ToolMySweetAss: Tell what you would do to me if we were out there on the prairie, surrounded by dirty, filthy Indians.
timmysue69: first, i would kill them all
ToolMySweetAss: Wait, wait, wait, Jonny!
timmysue69: and then i would tear all of you clothes off and fuck you in the ass until i cum
ToolMySweetAss: See, I'm setting a stage.
timmysue69: ok then
ToolMySweetAss: You can't just go plowing it down like that.
ToolMySweetAss: Now try again.
timmysue69: ok, what would you prefer that i do?
ToolMySweetAss: Where's your imagination, dickbag?
timmysue69: well, that's what i imagined doing to you
ToolMySweetAss: Romance me a bit, faggot.
ToolMySweetAss: And how big is your dick anyway?
ToolMySweetAss: I like em small.
ToolMySweetAss: real small.
timmysue69: kind of hard to romance you when we're surrounded by indians
timmysue69: then you wouldn't like me
ToolMySweetAss: They all have big purple cocks.
ToolMySweetAss: Totem cocks.
timmysue69: who?
timmysue69: ok then
ToolMySweetAss: The Indians.
timmysue69: ok
ToolMySweetAss: These are India Indians. Did you think I was talking about Native Americans?
ToolMySweetAss: You fucking racist bag of puke.
ToolMySweetAss: How can you live in South Dakota and not have an appreciation for our native American brethren?
ToolMySweetAss: I think you are secretly attracked to out Prairie Brothers and want to fuck one of THEM in his ass.
ToolMySweetAss: Hello?
ToolMySweetAss: Hellooooooo?
timmysue69: what the fuck do you want?
ToolMySweetAss: I want to cyber, jerk!
ToolMySweetAss: I want you to fuck me in the ass.
timmysue69: ok then
timmysue69: let's go
ToolMySweetAss: Just please say you don't hate Native Americans.
timmysue69: i don't
ToolMySweetAss: Kool!
ToolMySweetAss: Ok, so lets say we are on the Plains near the Black Hills.
timmysue69: ok
ToolMySweetAss: You are on horseback.
ToolMySweetAss: No wait.
ToolMySweetAss: You are under the horse.
ToolMySweetAss: Hiding from the Indians that you hate.
ToolMySweetAss: From India.
timmysue69: ok
ToolMySweetAss: You can smell curry on the wind.
ToolMySweetAss: It gives you the fear, but it gives the horse a violent erection!
ToolMySweetAss: The erection shoots towards my eye!
ToolMySweetAss: At the last second you jump in front of it with your ass and save me!
ToolMySweetAss: Gashloop!
ToolMySweetAss: Right up your ass!
ToolMySweetAss: This makes me soooo hot!
ToolMySweetAss: So i start to suck your cock to ease the pain.
ToolMySweetAss: Do you like that?
timmysue69: yeah, except for the horses dick in my ass part
ToolMySweetAss: Well, thems the breaks. It ain't easy livin in the Old West.
ToolMySweetAss: 'Tween Injuns, lynchins, and horse cocks in you ass, its a wonder we're livin at all.
ToolMySweetAss: So here i am, a proper southern gal sucking your cock out on the prarie.
ToolMySweetAss: There is a massive, pink, gunky, curry-inspired pushed so far into your ass that your breath reeks of your own feces.
ToolMySweetAss: "Would you like to fuck my ass like that?" I ask.
ToolMySweetAss: You can't respond. Your head looks like it will explode.
ToolMySweetAss: Do you want to fuck my ass now?
ToolMySweetAss: I need some feedback here, nitzy-marie.
timmysue69: yes
ToolMySweetAss: Well say something every now and again, Buckwheat.
ToolMySweetAss: Ok, I am now dying to have you fuck me in the ass and I am so jealous of you getting horse-cocked that I could cry.
ToolMySweetAss: I try to pry you of his engorged member but you are stuck.
ToolMySweetAss: I need it in my ass so bad I'm frantic!
timmysue69: well, pull up your dress and stand in front of me
ToolMySweetAss: I call out to the only people I know can help me.
ToolMySweetAss: The dreaded Indians.
ToolMySweetAss: Only they aren't India Indians after all!
ToolMySweetAss: They're Natives! Hurrah!
ToolMySweetAss: They see what you have done to yourself with the stinking horse prick in your fanny.
ToolMySweetAss: They tie a rope around your neck and tie the other end to their 74 Gran Torino.
ToolMySweetAss: Unfortunately they are drunk as usual, so they hit the gas too hard and pull off your head.
ToolMySweetAss: I tell them what you said about them so they aren't real worried about it.
ToolMySweetAss: Now I really need fucked in the poop-pipe so we cut your body off the horses cock and I promply jam the horse cock up my own ass, breathing a big sigh of releif like I barely made it to the bathroom.
ToolMySweetAss: The savages now take turns fucking your lifeless corpse and sucking your dead flacid dick. The whole night, tagging and switching off.
ToolMySweetAss: Did you cum already?
ToolMySweetAss: Hellooooo?
ToolMySweetAss: Hey I didn't come yet, you asshole.
ToolMySweetAss: Hey, c'mon don't you like cyber?
ToolMySweetAss: Want my pic?
timmysue69: sure
ToolMySweetAss: Well why are you ignoring me then?
timmysue69: because this sucks
ToolMySweetAss: Well you have to tell me what you like different.
ToolMySweetAss: I only know what Paul likes.
timmysue69: i don't want to die, or get fucked in the ass
ToolMySweetAss: He's my stepfather and he's into this kinda stuff.
ToolMySweetAss: Ok, already.
timmysue69: so do you fuck him alot?
ToolMySweetAss: Only when he just gets home or right before school or on Sunday when my brother is working.
ToolMySweetAss: If my brother gets the day off, he fucks my brother.
ToolMySweetAss: So what do you want me to do for you?
ToolMySweetAss: Do you like your cock sucked?
timmysue69: yes, but i want your pic first
ToolMySweetAss: I was bluffing. I told you before they got confiscated by the state. Paul may have to go to prison for it.
ToolMySweetAss: Thats why he's trying to get onto all the ass-rape fantasies.
ToolMySweetAss: So how about this. I'll do the fantasy and you reply after each sentence with a number from 1 to 10, 10 being the best, as to how you like it.
ToolMySweetAss: K?
timmysue69: ok
ToolMySweetAss: You are lying on your bed after a long day on the farm. You are naked with your little cock in your hand, thinking of me.
ToolMySweetAss: (waiting for the score here!)
timmysue69: 8
ToolMySweetAss: You have to be quicker with the numbers, Stinkin Jim.
ToolMySweetAss: K.
ToolMySweetAss: Now..
ToolMySweetAss: I walk into the room wearing my footy pajamas with the ass flap that folds down.
ToolMySweetAss: You open the ass flap and stare at my glorious ass, all the while getting hard like concrete in your loins.
ToolMySweetAss: (?)
ToolMySweetAss: I sit over your face, the ass flap of my Carebear Footy pajamas open over your mouth.
ToolMySweetAss: (Hellooooo? Score please)
timmysue69: still 8
ToolMySweetAss: You notice the raging boils on my ass and cry. I sneez and shoot a stream of wet penguin shit across your face. You jump up and slam your pimply forehead into my ass boils and break them. The room is a sea of pus.
ToolMySweetAss: The smell makes you turgid.
ToolMySweetAss: Your cock stands tall and strong. Like an Indian.
timmysue69: you are fucked up
ToolMySweetAss: Not an India Indian.
ToolMySweetAss: A Wampanaug.
ToolMySweetAss: Your mother walks into the room.
ToolMySweetAss: She screams!
ToolMySweetAss: "What are you doin letting a 34 year old man in CareBear footy pajamas do sit on your face with his boil-riddled ass leaking all over you?"
ToolMySweetAss: I tell her to shut her hole.
ToolMySweetAss: (Score?)
ToolMySweetAss: Did you come already????
ToolMySweetAss: Score please?
ToolMySweetAss: Oh, I see. Your jacking off to your Mother and can't type. Paul likes that too.
ToolMySweetAss: I guess if you're gonna cum I should send you ONE picture of my ass, huh?
timmysue69: yep
ToolMySweetAss: Why did you stop scoring?
ToolMySweetAss: I was getting confused.
timmysue69: because you're fucked up
ToolMySweetAss: What????
ToolMySweetAss: Thats mean!
ToolMySweetAss: I am trying to make you come here. What have you done for me?
ToolMySweetAss: My pussy is sooo wet and you won't even say one dirty word to help me come.
ToolMySweetAss: Help me come, get a pic.
timmysue69: i want a pic first
timmysue69: or i'm leaving
ToolMySweetAss: It's a picture of me and Paul fucking, is that ok?
timmysue69: ok
ToolMySweetAss: Oh, and your Mother is in it. With a horse cock in her ass and a dirty Indian jacking off on her waterbag tits.
ToolMySweetAss: Is that ok?
timmysue69: ok
ToolMySweetAss: Now get over here and suck my 34 year old man-cock.
ToolMySweetAss: Helloooooo?
ToolMySweetAss: Hey what gives with the warning?
ToolMySweetAss: It must be hard to be gay in South Dakota, huh?
ToolMySweetAss: Lonely all day, nothing to pass the time but horse cock, Your Mothers dirty ass, some Indian guys who fuck you silly and a computer to try and molest children. You poor fucking loser.

Nah...I'm sure it is him.

He even wrote a book entitled "Fun with Pedophiles: The Best of Baiting"

http://www.amazon.com/Fun-Pedophiles-Baiting-Doug-Stanhope/dp/0615135420

Yeah that's one of the baits up there ^ from that very book.
I've read them all.
He used to have them on his site for free, then decided to take them down and put them into a book.

I have them all on file.