cmyk4 Feb 2010hah!
FUNNY PICS?????
cmyk4 Feb 2010
Ian...4 Feb 2010
ReignSupreme.4 Feb 2010Simple Minded?!
Guy just had like, 4 dream's simutaneously
Bitch is probably reading a freakin cookbook
Guy just had like, 4 dream's simutaneously
Bitch is probably reading a freakin cookbook
winterfresh4 Feb 2010that dude looks like alex olsen!
geebz4 Feb 2010oh, excuse me, i thought this was the funny pics thread.
Furtanken4 Feb 2010
dez4 Feb 2010Goomba getting your titts ot for a tech deck your boyfriend would love that
dogm8champ4 Feb 2010dogm8champ4 Feb 2010
charly sir4 Feb 2010hahahahahhhaa
stamp4 Feb 2010cow one is good
charly sir4 Feb 2010thats because it is him
charly sir4 Feb 2010winterfresh
15:04 04/Feb
that dude looks like alex olsen!
thats because it is him
my bad
15:04 04/Feb
that dude looks like alex olsen!
thats because it is him
my bad
35 things porn has taught me
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are always rock hard and ready to go.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy sl**s!
11. People in the 70's couldn't f*** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't have even the slightest problem with you jamming your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses regularly suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
31. Every guy has a penis as big as peter north.
32. Women dont have pubic hair no matter how old they are.
33. Women really don't mind being picked up off the street and then f***ed in a moving van.
34. Any girl with pigtails is a teen.
35. Any other girl is a MILF.
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are always rock hard and ready to go.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy sl**s!
11. People in the 70's couldn't f*** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't have even the slightest problem with you jamming your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses regularly suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
31. Every guy has a penis as big as peter north.
32. Women dont have pubic hair no matter how old they are.
33. Women really don't mind being picked up off the street and then f***ed in a moving van.
34. Any girl with pigtails is a teen.
35. Any other girl is a MILF.
irideaskateboard4 Feb 2010rhyssa where'd ya find that? i saw that on a dirty website earlier.
naahh facebook
skatebob metalpants4 Feb 2010facebook is anoying now its so friendly
you cant hate on people for saying gay shit like on hateparx
you cant hate on people for saying gay shit like on hateparx
irideaskateboard4 Feb 2010yeah you say something smartassy on their status and they report you. im on my 3rd facebook.
UrbexGecko4 Feb 2010HAHAHA,that was dope Rhyssa...If only ALL of them applied in real life!
rosemount5 Feb 2010rosemount5 Feb 2010lamebook.com
rosemount5 Feb 2010
Rustof5 Feb 2010I actually could not understand what those people were talking about in rosemounts 2nd pic.
i dont get it
rosemount5 Feb 2010