grinds my gears

charly sir

17:20 25/Dec
when your sister is too drunk to go buy you a pouch

Does it grind your gears you cant buy your own pouch?

when the wifes too drunk so you have to starve for the night and the house isnt getting any cleaner

^^
hahahah. Good wife

being close to sleep whilst watching TV baked, then moving to bed and remaining awake for the next 2 hours.

ur mummas stink snatch

when your mum washes her undies before i get to smell then =[

when ya cum on a brand new shirt

when you get shot by jason moran

When Roberta Williams trys to seduce you.

Atleast no video games for a whole weekend

God I love you Latarian.

The love is reflected.

knowing that my brother wanks on the computer i use every day.

i wonder if he feels the same about you?

lads,
asains,
asains driving,
ryan sheckler,
children under the age of 10,
old people over the age of 50,
school,
anti smoking ads,
fat bitches,
really skinny bitches,
caked make up bitches,
bitches who are so chat they cake the make up hell bad,
ugly bitches,
bitches in general,
metro sexuals,
people getting married at martin place,
scooter fags,
people who think theyre good at photography cos they can take a photo of a cool looking cloud (burns)
fat ladies,
fat ladies who are in denial of their fatness,
emos,
anyone whos younger than me,
surfer fags,
greening out,
spilling bong water on myself,
wen an person e.g asian or indian serves you at maccas or something and you cant understand a word theyre saying so you have to guess wat theyre saying,
your mum after i take her out for a nice seafood dinner and she doesnt call me back,
the asians at paddys markets that try to force you to buy there dodgy shit,
getting caught trying to steal that dodgy shit from those asians at paddys,
jocks,
uptight slappers,
diorreah,
hangovers,
hooking up with fully chat bitches at parties and then remembering how chat they are in the morning or wen you see them the next time,
dance music,
christmas carols,
and thats all i can think of right now...

queenslanders who say pool, school and cool strangely, like poo-ool... coo-ool

haha i know exactly what you mean^

im a queenslander and got no fucking clue what you mean

You have to be from another state to hear it.

Ketamine

23:07 25/Dec

queenslanders who say pool, school and cool strangely, like poo-ool... coo-ool

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gay people

People from other states that talk like the singer from Frenzal Rhomb...

remotes that don't work properly
people who constantly post facebook statuses about how much they love their girlfriend
bitches who constantly post statuses whinging about shit
dickheads who think they need to let everyone know how in love they are in their msn title
people who always say 'literally'

the phrases,
"what are ya lookin at cunt"
or
"nice hair ya faggot"

When you're hungover as fuck and you just want a big breakfast from a cafe but they all have variations like one will have sausage but no hash brown and if you want something else it's like $2.50 extra and you're thinking, how much does abit of avacado cost?