grinds my gears

When you need to fart real bad but there's a chick around you and you don't want to ruin your chances so you have to hold it in for ages. Yeah i hate that shit.

And when you need to fart during sex.
Or when you get a cramp during sex.

Oh really? Where did you find these facts?

wen motherfuckers park in your reserved spot that says RESERVED

raphabee posting on the forums again

shit people thinking they're top when they're nothing but a no hope.

when your account gets locked for a year and your not sure why and then out of nowhere you can post again

WOW! You were gone for a year?

^^as you can see mo some things never change ^^

not being able to cut griptape in one smooth line the whole way around the deck.
one of the flaws i have

buying a pack of tim tams and after a couple of cold days your like fuck yea dippin this shit in my hot tea only to find there are none left cause your family members are all fat cunts.

watching the dark knight and loving every minute of heath ledgers performance and then relising that there cant be a sequal with him in it

E-art

21:15 15/Feb

buying a pack of tim tams and after a couple of cold days your like fuck yea dippin this shit in my hot tea only to find there are none left cause your family members are all fat cunts.


hahaha, couldnt stop laughing

E-art

21:15 15/Feb

buying a pack of tim tams and after a couple of cold days your like fuck yea dippin this shit in my hot tea only to find there are none left cause your family members are all fat cunts.

THIS! But with pretty much every good food we ever get.

yess, my little sister used to get up at 5am to eat the left over pizza, i'd wake up to the sound of the microwave and just think fuck not again.

i used to have that problem with my dad as he gets up for work about 6. when we have something kickass for dinner like sausages or burritos he uses all of it for his lunch and i would just have to settle for plain old vegimite for lunch.

Vegemite grinds my gears too.

the "3 day rule" in which any leftovers that have been in the fridge for more then 3 days have to be thrown out there ina fridage and have glad wrap over them a germ would see that and be like well i dont like this and go in its way leave it there for 3 weeks itll still be fine

WHEN YOU RIP OF YOUR NAIL TOO FUCKEN FAR AND ITS ALL STINGY AND CHAT

when you forget to put your clutch in....
... when your xbox red rings hahah

When you're dad thinks it would be funny to shave a bald patch on your head....a very large noticeable bald patch.

When you're dad thinks it would be funny to take a sleep naked on your bed....a very large noticeable ball bag

When ya got sprouts on cam then parents walk in.

when you run to jump on your board and hit a stone as soon as your wheels hit the ground

^^^^^ or crack in concrete you dont see

being bored