grinds my gears

Mr Magpie, you just blew my mind.

When ruh-tarded customers come in 2 mins before closing time and make you stay back another 30 minutes.

justin beiber

being given 24 hours to decide weather you will have an operation or not. ringing back the next day only to be told they gave your spot to someone else.


skateparks where 5 people is overcrowded.

eating a merang (probably spelt wrong) and drinking a coke and it makes the coke turn to shitty foam in your mouth.

that dookiexhate guy.
ugly bitches who are rude
mulhalls whining

any rude bitches. worse if they are fat and or ugly.
chicks who think they are top shit even if they are what would be considered as hot it really does deduct points.

girls who say shti like all men are useless wah wah wah we sent a man to the moon so why didnt we send them all there etc not thinking that the whole moon landing project was infact made by men and they are winging on the internet on a computer that runs on electricity thats inside a building. like all the things invented by men.
so they might aswell just go lez out in a cave somewhere. and its like if you hate men so much why do you own liek three dildos that are shaped like penis' wouldnt you prefer a fleshlight you stupid bitch.

Yeah dude, chicks fuck fleshlights... Good one.

krang, you speak the truth. those girls are the worst by far

FAT COCK

11:47 19/Feb

justin beiber

Prima for a moment I thought that said hand and not hard

Getting prnak calls where the person just pushes random numbers.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO PRANK SOMEONE! SPEAK!

i once called some random nubmer turned out to be indian and convinced him i was his german cousin and i was at the airport if he could pick me up. he called back later asking were at the airport i was.

RE: grinds my gears
give.us.a.loan

20:39 19/Feb

Prima for a moment I thought that said hand and not hard


that would have been hot.

ps3 error code 80710092 and the fact it has chosen the one friday night that im actually home to activate

little cunt hacking at the ledges with a fucking golf club and throwing the chunks all over the skatepark.

Getting momentary speed wobbles just before a ramp and flying off your board into the ramp.

trying to get that last bit of honey out of the squeeze bottle but instead of coming out it just makes fart noises

having saw legs/scadz

when it feels like you've been working for ages and you check the time and its been an hour since you started.

when you get drunk and spend so much cash on complete bullshit and wake up in the morning wondering what the fuck happened

Thinking you were working 8-4 but at 4 you look at the roster to see who's taking over and it has you at 8-5

when you get drunk and do things you regret

When you're comfortably rolling down to your local on your board and some fuckhead mum thinks it would be funny to sneak up behind you in her prius, which is all quite like the ninja of cars, and repeatedly honk at you to get out of the way.

1. I can't hear your fucking car.
2. Don't sneak up on me.
3. go the fuck around you stupid woman.

trying to swim out to the back without flippers, trying to use flippers but your hell unco and it just seems harder.
then when your there without fins its hard to catch the damn waves.

when your feet are sore as from a big day out and you get home and sit down and expect them to stop being sore like straight away but they hang around for ages cause there wankers

when the skateshop offers to apply the grip for me and they end up doing a worse job than i could

Stookie

20:08 20/Feb
when the skateshop offers to apply the grip for me and they end up doing a worse job than i could
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once i bought a board from local surf shop and the manager is a heaps big surfy and skateboarding top him is riding longs boards down freshly paved hills going side to side. so i buy the grip and he keeps hinting that he should do it so i being very foolish and wanting to get out of there gave it to him he comes out of the back room with the tape over lapping the sides folded onto the under side of the deck he raving some bullshit about how it gives it extra strength while i was cursing got home and carefully peeled it off (ripped half the deck art off) and cut the grip take off was soooo cheesed last time i shop at that cunts place.

end rant.