grinds my gears

body boarding is the scooters of surfing but bodyboarding is waaayy more fun and cooler. i fought for 2 years with my friend that skating was better than bodyboarding but now im taking it up as well, and hes trying skating. its mad. i gave him my mystery deck and i got a qcd, it think i got the better deal., oi dez you got any photos of you bodyboarding?

when you have a film slr and someone else uses it and treats it like a digital and just snaps photos away at anything because there dirty little turds

sneezing and coughing at the same time which preety much causes your skull to cave in

rave music

Coughing or sneezing and sharting.

Worst :|

when you shave your pubes and its itchy as

and no matter how many times you do it, you know its still going to be itchy as fuck next time

when your drunk and buy a cheeseburger at 1.00 am and you cant taste it at all.

caveman
22:31 22/Feb

when you shave your pubes and its itchy as

and no matter how many times you do it, you know its still going to be itchy as fuck next time



!

when you get a poppa or carton based beverage and the straw it comes with has a fucking split down the side making it a choir to drink

yes it is truely musical.


when you get subway and they absolutely paint it in sauce. you open the bag and what is about 90% salad is just dripping brown and everything tastes the same.

Bear Grylls

Relaxing with a couple of cups of tea, i see a few floaties in there and think nothing of it.

'Its just a bit of tea from the teabag' i think to myself.







then my mate goes to fill the kettle up and realises it was full of ants.

going to bed at 11 the night before soundwave waking up at 4 cause your brother comes home and calls you to tell you to open the door then getting up at 6 and missing the train into the bus departure location.

craving a beer all day and not knowing where a pub is then finally finding one but its closed. i also stood out the front for a couple of minutes having a cigarette before i tried the door, i must have looked like a right knob

when you flick a bug thinking its a harmless bug only to find out it was a brutaly raw stink beatle

AHAHHA! Why the fuck would you flick a bug anyway?

because it was threatening my family with a knife
or for those of you who arent retarded clearly because it was on me

HAHAHAHA ^^^

What The Fish just said made my night.

When people like Cunt Eyes ask stupid as fuck questions.

Losing your last guitar pick and having to travel 20 minutes just to get a pick.

someone winning an item im selling on ebay and not contacting/paying for it..
cunts

Losing last pick/lighter

When someone talks to you while you are listing to a music on your iPod

the opposite of that.
when rude assholes listen to their ipods rather than talking especially at a skatepark.
altho it has gotten alot better in general i remember a couple of years ago when everyperson would have their ipod on completely oblivious to everythnig going on around them.


also douches playing their music loudly from thier phones or whatever especially because they are always lads/deros and its always the worst most out of place shit.

having no money
school
being shit
sluts
sluts
sluts
sluts
sluts

racism

Aboriginality (Aboriginality is a genuine occupational qualification and is authorised by section 14 of the Anti-Discrimination Act 1977).


so if youre a whitey you cant apply because youre not aboriginal and thats ok because its part of the anti discrimination act. wat.

/agree; government has aboriginal/torres strait islander only jobs and some of which actually appealed to me, bloody ridiculous

i had an aboriginal friend in highschool who unless you knew he was aboriginal you would think he was just kind of tanned. he had a card that he would present at woolworths, mcdonalds and alot of other places and get crazy discounts.

his family had about the same income as anyone else's only because they didnt have to pay nearly as much for anything they were so well off.

he also had a tattoo of jesus on the cross on his arm so basically he had rejected being aboriginal until it came time for paying for his big mac.

i think this is ridiculous aswell.

yeah and they still expect you to give them money when they ask for it fuck that pisses me off