grinds my gears

:dez:
01:46 24/Dec
-when you put toilet paper in your hand hold it under your ass and shit on it so you can see what it looks like then wrap it up and leave it sitting next to the toilet for some unknown reason and forget about it and your mum finds it


Wait, what?

:dez:

01:46 24/Dec

-trying to do a piss without pulling your foreskin back and it ends up going everywhere except for the toilet

This, and also when you're trying to get with a girl, then the girl introduces you to her friends. Her friends are ugly as fuck and they want to be all friendly and want to talk to you, and you have to be nice back otherwise they'll bitch about you to their friend (the girl you're trying to get with) and you'll be in the bad books with her
It's happened

^ or when the gross friends are more into you then the sprout and you end up making a bad call and...yes
its happened

when your starting to close up at work, and suddenly people think that this is the best time to come in and eat food

that stupid flash game

when you get a pimple at the corner of your mouth

when you don't feel like talking and someone asks "are you upset?"

when you sleep on your arm

when you think of a really awesome word that nobody else uses and your friend hears you say it and then overuses it therefore making it shit

ladidas

16:25 24/Dec

when your starting to close up at work, and suddenly people think that this is the best time to come in and eat food

-and when you serve someone and chat, then there's a wait but you have no more small-talk left so you stand there awkwardly smiling like a GIANT DICK.

when you're 20 and still have to use i.d EVERYWHERE, yet apparently you look to old to get a cheap bus/train/tram ticket.

people who think it's adorable when their dog jumps all over you, licks you or pushes you over.

When people ask for advice then can't or won't take it. Then a week or a month later come back and say "I really should have taken your advice"

when your earphones get old and make that crackling sound if the volume is to high

when you cut one of your toenails to short and it feels like death

when you start telling a story that was funny at the time and you relise that and stop but people keep saying nah tell it tell it so you do and no1 laughs and you come out looking like a knob

poo splash

When you're sitting on the train and a bunch of kids get on and start talking about how random this was and how funny that was like the whole carriage wants to hear.

when people play their disgusting taste of music on the bus/train really loud.

people that join 200 facebook groups every night

black people

the worlds hardest game, level two and 50 deaths already

When you get sick and your sinuses are all jacked and you can't taste anything and you might aswell eat grass.

Or when you're getting rimmed and then they wanna hook up right after.

I said this before but right now I am in this situation. Just went down to take a nice dump with my laptop, look at the toilet paper guess how much is there... NONE!

when theres a HOOT as babe on the train and you think she thinks your a peice of shit so you say nothing.

jock fagget cunts that think there cool because they get a fagget hair cut, shoes or pants and say braah and flex in every photo

that hair cut thats all flat at the front and all spikey at the back if you have this hair cut you are a failed person

When you seen a hot guy and you're checking him out and then your realize he's got a wedding ring on.

some fat gay cunt at my school has that hair cut^^ he thinks hes really cool too. oh how i hate him.

slap him in the penis and tell him fish is displeased

When you are keen as for a billy and right before your up someone spills the mix/buge.

When your out of smokes and there's some in your nan and pop's but you don't know where your pop has stashed them and it's redhot looking for them cause there's heaps of family staying over.

Sore throats.

Slow people who fuck around and procrastinate.