Is Australian skateboarding dead!?

Apart from just a few guys who I don't want to name cause they'll probably have a target put on their head, it feels like almost all of you are just sucking the life out of skateboarding now, so you's can hide how ugly you are!

You're all sell outs! Suckers of satan's cock!

And "Fuck you!" in advance to you all you spiritless little voids who wants to say "I thought skateboarding was just about riding a piece of wood..."

Go and ride satan's wood some more!

Who's gonna keep it ALIVE!?

Take a look at callum paul for example, what a Douchebag!
He's sucking the life out of us!?

I'm not sure why!? (maybe it makes his hair a little shinier)

But he's doing it!

Fuck off callum!

And fuck off the rest of ya!

I know callum's been doing it for a long time... but it seems just recently almost all of you are walking goat skeleton heads!

And fuck thrasher too!
You can't even watch the videos they upload anymore without a leech sucking your brain out!

the so-called "skateboarders journal" does it!

Fucken Posers!

They have the vibe of somebody who never med ya smile!

And I know I got a target on my head now...

But God's on my side!

so BRING IT ON FUCKERS!

Why do ya's even skate these days!?

We're gonna erase every one of you posers from the face of this earth!

Look at what happened to callum paul if you want to see what happens!

He's still got a bit of shine in his hair, we'll leave him with that... for now!

Final warning sewerage monsters, REPENT!

Praise Ray Williams!

I know you personalityless voids think you have power at the moment...

But take a look at what our life is doing to you!