jedi on tripple jjj

whats up ? iv noticed that uv shut up now? what? did a few of the stores u called say- yes we know the jedi. get ur facts straight bfore u spin shit churnut and silky johnson

If i wasn't balls deep into pre-books at the moment, I'd probably call a few myself

ul have a hard time proving that jedi isnt as famous as kelly slater in torquay guys. a hard time guys

cmon uv called dc store. now tell us all what the other stores said about jedi. cmon tell us what they said. u have an hour tops- otherwise its u who r the liars

whats wrong churnut? cat got ur tounge?

Stop prank calling my store man!!!!

cmon cunts wheres ur dc store spin shit now? did u call the other stores or what? cmon tell us what they said?

like i said churnut- uv got no comeback now have u?

remeber when Hosoi gave you advice?
please start a website and keep ya dribble off here. unless its a fence jump land, which may never happen.
No one is calling the stores cos no one gives a shit dude

If noone cares silky then y spin crap about torquay when u went there on the weekend and asked ppl about jedi

i care

lol the jedi acadamy as 'local business', hey endor you running that place there or what?

Mate I'm at work. I'll give them a call tomorrow.

yeah u do that

I called the stores in Torquay that you've mentioned Jedi. None of them have heard of you! They all knew Lakyn though, they said he is welcome to as much free product from their stores because he is a top bloke who doesn't chase fame like an anal sperm!

I kinda feel sad for this guy. The day will come one day when he can no longer fool himself. That's gonna be one pretty big bubble to burst.

Jedi. What wa the name of the girl that you spoke to at quicksilver?
'Cause I just call the TQ office and they don't have any logs of you calling or any such conversation.

They are gonna send a email to the other employees but I'm 100% shirtened that you're lying down.

well guys il remember to tell all that to mick fanning the next time i see him. i mean mr fox tuaki parktroll shutdown do u ever get to talk to world champions like parko and fanning bcause jedi does. and jedi will probably talk to fanning again at next yrs bells pro. and for further proof - just type in on google image search- bellsbeachjedi - all as one word. and jedi and kelly r at the top of the page

ACT: MTV JEDI (endor) is equal to or the most famous skater on the Mornington Peninsula and top three most famous skaters in Victoria based on a trick he is perfecting at Riverside (ski jump to fence gap)

FACT: MTV JEDI pioneered 2 sports known as train racing (where a contestant races down the center isle of a moving train) and beach path racing (where a contestant races along a beach path with the only light source being either a lightsaber or lit marijuana cigarette)

FACT: MTV JEDI was featured on a television news piece regarding the sport of train racing, sending his fame to previously unreached heights

FACT: MTV JEDIs favourite beverage is juice

FACT: MTV JEDI has a deadly feud with Laykn Heperi due to Lakyns failure to show at a pre-arranged time to compete with the MTV JEDI

FACT: MTV JEDI has a famous mother which allows him to focus on his lifestyle pursuits fully funded although he is now seeking sponsorship from several corporations

ALLEGATION: MTV JEDI is considered attractive by the majority of local teenage females and their mothers

Funnily enough the first word there is meant to be 'FACT', but it probably work's better as it is.

"just type in on google image search- bellsbeachjedi - all as one word. and jedi and kelly r at the top of the page"

What the? I did that.. this is what i saw. Where the hell is kelly and you together? I hope its some region google results thing and not your completely losing your shit / seeing imaginary people in pictures jedi.

her name was sue churnut. but all the other quicksilver torquay office receptionists know the jedi aswell so feel free to call them if u want to get burnt- b my guest

i must of taken over the google image views/ratings shutdown bcaus there where pics of kelly there at the top aswell a few months ago