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Fuck your acting like a little bitch these days Jedi.

real talk ^

#swag
#yolo
#jedidildo

i hate rain on ur parade sk8y and eazy but an injury is an injury and im not reinjuring myself for no reason even if u paid me

not even for another TV appearence?

dont let these haters discourage you mtv jedi. wait until your leg is better but if i were you id at least drop a youtube clip in the meantime otherwise by the time you get to perform the trick, no one will even care, maintain the hype dude

walker94 why are you hating on Hosoi and photoshopping his bio to make him sound like a crazy delusional jesus nut?



oh wait...

marbug il drop a new youtube clip on monday, but my plugin wont upload it to this website just after i upload it on youtube. so u or someone else might have to upload it to this thread after i post the link on monday.

i bet i could think of more lightsaber surfing moves than kelly slater. in a comp get the jetski guy to throw the lightsaber to kelly who catches it whilst riding a wave- just like r2d2 and luke in return of the jedi when jabba dies. surf at night and get a barrel and the glow of the saber lights up the inside of the barrel. and surf at night and navigate/surf by lightsaber light throu the pier post. whilst on a wave do a double sex change and twirl the the saber at the same time. and behind the back like in basketball. and there r others

What are the others? We need a comprehensive list for future generations or do you not want to give away your secrets?

when u appear out from the barrel then do a lightsaber reverse catch. when u perform a tailslide on the lip of the wave do a vertical lightsaber twirl double catch at the end of the tailslide. when u perform a fast floater on the lip throw the lightsaber a short distance ahead of u in the air then catch it at the end of the floater. do a no grab air with lightsaber in one hand and a hat in the other hand - then at the highest point of the air you put the hat on then go down and land. when u r racing a dolphin on the wave- then reach into the water with the lightsaber and touch the dolphin with the lightsaber. and do a floater with the lightsaber then fall off the board but still land back on the board when u fall to the bottom of the wave- like ur using the -force reach power- to bring the board back to u. and there r others. like when u r in the barrel stick the lightsaber throu the water out of the barrel so it looks like u r cutting a line in a wall

I liked the one where you kill the dolphin

no jedi does not endorse the killing of dolphins. mainly bcause they r much better at surfing waves than kelly slater. jedi respects such skillz..........rekognise

and dolphins rnt straight edge like kelly. i l tell u y - bcause they rumble with sharks, white pointers, tiger sharks, hammerheads and grey nurses. theres only two animals that can juice a dolphin - orcas , but their friends with dolphins, and giant squids :)

but onto realistic subjects people. tomorow jedi will put down a new youtube clip and also tomorow kelly will showdown at the gold coast pro- unfortunately lightsaberless, therefore forfeiting his right to claim that he is a jedi

Hell yeah, Psyched for the new clip MTVJ. Rekognise.

there are so many variations on regular tricks that you can do while holding a light saber, I wouldn't be surprised if this became one of the biggest trends of 2013

bcause today is a public holiday i wont b able to put down a new youtube clip until tomorow. sory, i forgot that tnday is a public holiday. my apologies

yeah so shitty how youtube takes public holidays off hey jedi? like it's a website, websites don't need holidays!

nah man - its my viden editor guys day off from the office for the long weekend

Dude just ramble into your webcam and post it

il ramble a bit now just for u insomnia. the mtv jedi is responsible for one new charge in the police book (obstructing the olympic torch relay) and now is possibly responsible for a 2nd- illegal train racing- but i dont think its an official charge...........yet

how many employees do you have MTV Jedi?

besides the video editor i have a photographer in torquay (but he isnt an employee), and i have 2 strategy advisors on the morn pen . i also used to have an old photographer in mornington (he also isnt an employee) and a party guest list liason girl (the mtv jedi, the old mornington photographer and the party liason girl where responsible for the big party days back in 2009)

are you looking to expand MTV jedi? where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Does a Jedi strategy planning meeting involve bongs and corn chips? Do your advisors aim for prestige worldwide? Have they advised you to land skateboard maneuvores?