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who's lightin up today? i just had my 3rd blunt

^ And this son is the cause of your issues.

issues? im afraid ur mistaken insomnia

I'm afraid you are dellusional.

no insomnia- fraid not

i might remind u people lakyn is on tv for singing and playing his guitar on channel 9- even thou he is talented. on the other hand the mtv jedi is on tv for cutting sick on his skateboard down the middle of trains on channel 10 and 7. hosoi would b proud

typical conversation . girl1 'i think lakyns the bomb' girl2 'i dont know, i quite like that jedi guy'girl1 'but ur old enough for him, ur nearly 19, im too young im 16'girl 2 'ul b old enough in 2 yrs' :) .........but in mornington its a different converration. girl 'mum jediz been the most famous guy in mornington for 4 yrs, when can i date him?' mother'not until he admits that my kelly sex god is better than him' girl 'but thatl never happen mum' mother 'oh well' :)

I can fully vouch for these convo's taking place on a regular basis.

specialy the mornington conversations :)

typical conversation between mornington mums. mum1'did u play tennis at the country club today?'mum2 'yes, oh and did u hear that jedi guy was on the news the other day- my daughter told me' mum1'yes i heard, and i dont care if he's on tv- hes going nowhere near my daughter, ever since hes bcome the bellsbeachjedi and kelly cant beat him, hes got no chance with any of our daughters, wev all swore a vow'mum2'dont u secretly want him thou?'mum1'thats beside the point, hes not allowed anywhere near my daughter, no more of that every girl at the party wants to kiss him rubbish like 2009- and thats all i have to say on the subject, and i dont care if our daughters r infatuated with him- again- this time bcause hes on tv, last time bcause he bcame sponsored, and the time bfore that bcause he had that big xpensive party house'.........ahhhh the xpensive mornington mums :)

come on now... this has to be a troll, no body could be this delusional!

no its true -those xpensive mornington mums r a force to b reckoned with :)

yo people new news. for some stupid reason my knee's not ready yet- it should b healed proper by now- but its not. so im canceling next weeks spacejam- again. it should b ready by easter holidays nightsession. il post a picture of my knee tonite as proof. ul c the swelling. once again im posting a new clip in a couple of days to compensate for this. sory again people

Take it easy on the knee Jedi,don't want to risk losing one of those potential sponsors..get that clip up ASAP,need something to get me amped to skate and pretty sweet just not doing it..

:) did u play tennis at the country club today dear? yes dear

please have the spacejam between the 28th of march and 2nd of april as I'll be in melbourne and would dearly love to document the occasion

no promises walker but we'l c what happens

Don't know why you're so worried about the knee.

It's clearly your brain that has an injury.

nice poster 330x. and swamp box ur clearly floundering for a decent payout without any realistic sucess

Put it this way Jedi...

If you ever make the jump, I'll be the first person that makes sure you start getting free shit and money.

That's how safe I feel about anything I may have to offer in that regard.

sorry but I'm telling the truth.

A bunch of girls in one of my uni classes managed to get a photo with lakyn and now all the other girls are jealous.

these are smart young women.

Lakyn has used witchcraft and cast a spell on ll the girls. This must be why they dont all want you

Ok. So a mate told me to read this thread today, I read the first five or so pages and couldn't work out what is going on and skipped to here. Would somebody mind summing this whole mess up for me in a concise sentence or two please?

FACT: MTV JEDI (endor) is equal to or the most famous skater on the Mornington Peninsula and top three most famous skaters in Victoria based on a trick he is perfecting at Riverside (ski jump to fence gap)

FACT: MTV JEDI pioneered 2 sports known as train racing (where a contestant races down the center isle of a moving train) and beach path racing (where a contestant races along a beach path with the only light source being either a lightsaber or lit marijuana cigarette)

FACT: MTV JEDI was featured on a television news piece regarding the sport of train racing, sending his fame to previously unreached heights

FACT: MTV JEDIs favourite beverage is juice

FACT: MTV JEDI has a deadly feud with Laykn Heperi due to Lakyns failure to show at a pre-arranged time to compete with the MTV JEDI

FACT: MTV JEDI has a famous mother which allows him to focus on his lifestyle pursuits fully funded although he is now seeking sponsorship from several corporations

ALLEGATION: MTV JEDI is considered attractive by the majority of local teenage females and their mothers

that allegation is substatiated by me being famous at every highschool in the mornington peninsula xcept rosebud and frankston schools. and theyr older sistas all came to my big party. and theyr mothers r rich and sassy and into jedi. and jeje lakyn apeals to the melb teens. in the city my girl fans r over 18 and in their 20's. but on the mornington peninsula and torquay bells beach the 1000's of my girl fans r teens and over 18

Fair enough then. I am going to go ahead and assume you are a lunatic.