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Eendor26 Mar 2013
lakyn lakyn lakyn.........i know its inappropriate for a skate website........but...................... lakyn lakyn lakyn im setting the bar for your famous ass lakyn. lakyn since ive been famous for 4 years i have never gone down on a girl yet. not once lakyn
JJejenhausen26 Mar 2013
missing out there
FFAT COCK26 Mar 2013
I don't think its acceptable to call yourself famous until you've completed that task Jedi.
Eendor26 Mar 2013
But on the other hand i admit ive only been hooked up up with a girl on about 20 days since becoming famous. and fat cock i believe the task at hand is to jump the fence, not go down on a girl :)
RReignSupreme.26 Mar 2013
But you haven't done that, either.
Ssk8y18026 Mar 2013
Jedi is done, All we have seen is him make bullshit claims for 6 weeks.
I don't think he will ever try the fence jump again...
JJamish-27 Mar 2013
This thread is so heavy
CCRIP BITCH27 Mar 2013
Would love to see an autobiography too Jedi,make it happen..which is your fave kind of juice and can we get a photo of your knee Jedi..
Eendor28 Mar 2013
dont lie sk8y180- il still jump the fence when my knee is ready. and people status update for the bells beach rip curl pro. jedi was in torquay yesterday for the opening day which was called off as a lay day. the mtv jedi spoke with current world champion joel parkinson out the front of the surf coast plaza shops. he pulled up in his car directly infront of jedi and got out of his car. jedi asked parko what he thout of jediz lightsaber and parko replied - "its wicked". parko was driving a very nice brand new grey holden wagon. also for no apparent reason jedi has been banned from the torquay hotel - for no apparent reason at all- which pissed jedi off bcause he likes playing sega rally in the games section after jedi races bells beach. jedi also spoke with the technical coach for womens world no.10 paige hareb. we discussed airial techniques- jedi told him that my technique is to gather as much speed as possible and then hit the lip and catch air and fly (just like hosoi does). paige harebs technical coach offered his advice - to lean ur chest forward as you fly in the air to stabilize your jump and keep your centre of gravity leaning forward. also jedi had to be cautious when skating around torquay - bcause after his tv appearance 5 weeks ago - there maybe people following jedi aound the general area/vicinity. no sign of kelly slater as yet - but jedi did hear he was spotted around the shopping area the night before yesterday
Eendor28 Mar 2013
and crip bitch - my favorite kind of juice is - tropical. and sorry no knee photos just yet
Ssk8y18028 Mar 2013
You don't lie.
From what I get out of your name.
MTV- Bullshit lies and fake reality TV.
Skate- Skaters are generally luggage useless cunts.
Jedi- Non existant.

MTV SKATE JEDI is a bullshit fake luggage non existant skater.
Ddrew28 Mar 2013
Damn luggage dudes
SSilky_Johnson28 Mar 2013
Jedi, unless you start backing up your claims with video proof im afraid your doomed.
Jedi's prove themselves thru actions, not words.
Strap the knee up and get on with it, or watch the walls close in around you, taunting you, calling you a fraud.

Stop googling 'how famous is MTV Jedi' and google 'knee rehab'
because until your the most famous on skateboard.com.au your nothing.
Eendor28 Mar 2013
yes drew iv heard those damn luggage dudes like jedi and christian hosoi and lakyn are useless. sarcasm evident. and sk8y180 and silky i deed indeed speak with joel parkinson. im sorry but ill pass on providing u with proof. ul just have to take my word for it
EEAZY E28 Mar 2013
it's all over endor, the jog is well and truly up.
NNo need for name28 Mar 2013
Apparently Joel Parkinson had 2 boards stolen out of his car yesterday.
And you were in Torquay yesterday Jedi right?

Coincidence?

But in all seriousness Jedi, as you are the most famous on the surf coast area, do you know who or what provoked this action of Parko's boards being stolen? Perhaps a jealous non-lightsaber yielding Kelly plotting against him?
Ccuntm8noworries28 Mar 2013
Don't listen to them MTV Jedi, your knee will heal. Wait. you must
Eendor28 Mar 2013
no use - yes i also heard on wensday that parko had some boards stolen from his car at the bells beach car park. i have no knowledge of who removed the boards from his car. hazarding a guess i think they removed them bcause of the high sell price for a stolen world champions boards. also jedi's co-star in his youtube jedi holocron clips - captain joel dorro (360flip tail-grab,nosebluntslide shuvit-out, handrail-kgrind at the old frankston sk8park) - is also down in the torquay area for the rip curl pro
Eendor28 Mar 2013
and also jedi heard that train racing has definitely started up - all over melbourne
EEAZY E29 Mar 2013
who told you that MTV Jedi? was it MTV Jedi?
Eendor29 Mar 2013
bells beach news update ..............the mtv jedi ventured to torquay once again today. and whilst in the torquay supermarket, jedi was lining up to pay for his item and he recognised a checkout girl who new him so he formed in the line at her register. after a minute or two jedi realised the person infront of him in the line was - mick fanning (2x world champion). so jedi engaged him in conversation. this is how it went:- jedi "whats up fanning" fanning "hi" jedi "do you like my lightsaber?" fanning "yeah its sick (and then i cant remember this part bcause the checkout girl that i knew piped in,,,,, but 1st i think fanning remarked on my lightsaber and said "its scary" - i think he said that, bcause then the checkout girl said "you have your blue lightsaber this time jedi" and i replied to her " yes the blue one") then jedi asked fanning "are you going to beat slater again?" fanning replied "yeah i'll try" jedi in turn commented "thats good, i always thout that slater is a straight edge, and christian hosoi is the best" fanning replied "yeah he is (meaning he also thout hosoi is the best" then fanning paid for his items and jedi threw the peace sign and said to fanning "peace" as a farewell greeting- then mick fanning exited the store. by the way i also heard kelly slater scored a perfect score in his heat today(dont quote me on that- its just what i heard). stay tuned for the next update...............................................
Eendor29 Mar 2013
one of the mtv jediz favorite images of his favourite jedi- another neutral jedi - Mara Jade. jediz is lightsaber color of choice is the same as Mara Jade's lightsaber of choice - purple - a color commonly associated with both nuetral jediz and good jediz
Eendor29 Mar 2013
check her goggles out - their nearly better than mine :)
Eendor30 Mar 2013
at the white house
Rralgz30 Mar 2013

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