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Eendor18 Apr 2013
haha y didnt lakyn get hacked? haha....ur slipin behind in the celebrity status lakyn. anyway if the hacking continues - then tomorow il start a new profile under the name of - nubianship.......ahhh nubian - we have lots of those?
Eendor18 Apr 2013
any1 else hear love their sisters? dun worry you can get to marry dem too afta me...god my dick is raging hard for trainracingz.
Eendor18 Apr 2013
that loonies not shuttin up man- marry my sister hey? people we have a case of hater/hacker who wont shut up. whats ur opinion drew? should i start a new profile- nubianship?
Eendor18 Apr 2013
that loonies not shuttin up man- marry my sister hey? people we have a case of hater/hacker who wont shut up. whats ur opinion drew? should i start a new profile- nubianship?
Eendor18 Apr 2013
ive already turned it on u hacker- now politely- fuck off .
NNo need for name18 Apr 2013
There's only one solution. A train jousting showdown between Jedi and Jedi's hacker
Eendor18 Apr 2013
ok ok i must admit u caught me. i was just testing u - i am actually u from da near future n came to da past using da force. i am here to warn you that if you dunt do da fence jump tommorz...bad bad bad things will happen to u...ok
Iissue_118 Apr 2013
This hacker is possibly more sensible than you any way Jedi, just roll with it.
Eendor18 Apr 2013
cmon boast and give me shit bcause u hacked my profile hacker- and il turn it on u straight away. u can hack hacker but i have powers that control my speech and inform me on the correct answer hacker and i can fuck u up with them straight up. hacking vs magic bitch
Eendor18 Apr 2013
but i admit my powers rnt perfected much like the hackers hacking skils r likely not perfected. ok issue 1 il roll with it. but anymore bullshit and im making a new profile tonite or tomorow
Eendor18 Apr 2013
hacker il fuck u up again....watch......my powers help persuade channel ten over the phone to interview me. ur hacking skils get u kfc dinner box. not get u on tv. and hacker i know better hackers than u. i call them the spotlights and were both watching u. i bet they v id'd u already but they wont tell me that information. but b mindful hacker theyr watching not only me but u aswell now hacker
Eendor18 Apr 2013
on that subject - lakyn just letting u know man- i think the spotlights r watching u to man. u may want to pass that info along to ur agent man- if u want
Eendor18 Apr 2013
for instance lakyn- just look at ur phone and wonder who out there bsides u can see that screen?
Eendor18 Apr 2013
obviously lakyn y would spotlights b watching me and u? think if some of the best and craziest hackers find out that there is a jedi skater- a jedi. especialy the star wars fan hackers :) lakyn :)
Ggrimwood18 Apr 2013
ban him drew
TTristan'18 Apr 2013
ban both of them
Eendor18 Apr 2013
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Jedi school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Hoth, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in X-Wing warfare and I’m the top padawan in the entire Galactic armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Jedi Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Eendor18 Apr 2013
yeah nice rant about xwings hacker. anyway i have a diff subject to discuss- jedi is having a competition - jedi wants a girl for his photo shoot/ and his new youtube- which will likely b seen by kelly slater at next years rip curl pro at bells. the photo shoot is at riverside and u have to b right in the foreground of the photo. and in the youtube all u have to do in it is kiss jedi for about a minute. all up il pay u 300if ur a normal kisser 400 if ur a near good and 500 if ur a good kisser. and that includes ur payment for being in the photo shoot. to participate just make a 2min interview about urselfs girls and il make a new hotmail account tomorow and post the link to it on this thread aswell. and email me ur interview vid girls and also il throw a free deck in with ur payment girls ok
Eendor18 Apr 2013
see that hacker, seems hes trying to conjure up material, but is seriously failing in their attempts
Eendor18 Apr 2013
and girls from other cities ie. sydney adelaide brisbane goldcoast- i know what ur thinking? that that money for the photoshoot and youtube will cover the return airfares for ur holiday to melbourne which ud already planned anyway- bfore i posted the girl/kiss competition :)
SSix Pack18 Apr 2013
Stop teasing him hacker he has bipolar ffs.
Eendor18 Apr 2013
while ur deciding whether or not to enter girls il tell u a story- in 2011 march after when i crashed at bellsbeachpath race and hd blood on my elbow and blood on both shoulders and my hip and on my side- i went skating down the beach road in torquay still with my helmet and pads on and carrying a lightsaber- i skated to a bar on the esplenade and i walked in bleeding badly and ordered a drink and walkout outside to the tables and sat down . in the tables infront of me there was a girls after party going on. i asked them what they thout of my wounds and they laughed and then started talking to me. we discussed my attempt to race bellsbeach and my subsuquent injuries and also my sponsor. there was a young very very atractive girl in the middle of their who seemed to b argueming over something with another girl - shaking her head in negative repeatively. the girls offered me a seat directly across from the atractive girl and still bleeding- i accepted their offer. i was sitting there talkin for a min or 2 bfore i noticed the sash over the girls dress. i straight away said 'wait a second whats going on hear? have u been in a pangeant or something?' and she said no. i looked at the sash and it said- bride to be. so i quickly let the subject drop and discussed me being famous in torquay and my politician mother instead. then the girl gave me a bud and told me to roll a joint for us. we smoked it then kept talking then she asked me to show her some breakdancing- so i did few steps and a frontwards roundoff and a backwards roundoff with the lightsaber. then she tried a handstand but h didnt c her underwear. then we sat down and got a bit drunker then everyone but the bride to b and one of her friends. being halfdrunk i mustnt of been paying attention for a bit bcause one min i was sitting by my self then next min the bride to b was sitting right next to me and asking to take my top off. when i did she began rubbing ice cubes in my bleeding injurys . lots of rubbing. then she took off her sash andbgan bandaging my elbow
Eendor18 Apr 2013
bipolar my ass. any way story cont....the bride to be -whilst she was rubbing ice on me- bgan asking me if i had ambulance cover bcaus my injurys look bad. i said to her- u can take me to hospital if u want. she said that she didnt want to get blood all over her car. at this point another guy came up to us and said 'xcuse me but rnt u the bride?' and she replied 'yes' then he made no further remark and walked off. then she kept rubbing ane i kept talking to her then i said - can i keep the sash- and at fist she said yes but a min later changed her and said no. i have to admit the ice in my grazes and cuts felt quite nice. at one stage her handr where all over me but still not iprivate areas. this kept going for a while bfore she said- ive got to go now. i could undestand- she has a husband to be and i hope he doesnt get angry. so we said our goodbyes and she left. no kisses that nite girls but lots of rubbing/caressing. and to make it even funnier after the girls left another guy said to me- is that ur phone and sunnglasses? i said - no. then he stole the brides phone and sunnglasses
Eendor18 Apr 2013
i was like her hens night stripper/dancer or mayb her second stripper/dancer for her hens night. and she was like my hot first aid attendant/nurse. i must admit being admistered ice felt quite nice :)
Eendor18 Apr 2013
and if ur wondering whether the bride left her phone and sunglasses so id take them then call her so that we could hook up later well- i can do without an angry jealous husband to be on my ass. so i said nothing to the guy when he stole them

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