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He won't because he's a BITCH.

Full of filthy lies and excuses.

im ignoring u guys. people i suggest u go to torquay and ask girls over 18 '' r u trying to scam jedi?' and if bfore they answer they say 'where r u from?' answer her with '' im from a land where they dont try to scam the jedi'' :)

Lakyn should probably look into some kind of restraining order. This all reads like the prologue of a serial killers biography.

girls in torquay r too busy drinking cocktails and sniffing drugs at theyr beachouses to know whether or not to stop trying to scam jedi. jedi sees ahead into the future and predicts that when slater returns to bells next easter and notices me missing then he may lose motivation to keep surfing on the world tour. this is a prediction- not definite. but kelly knows that im his main competition in australia and the only boardrider in aus that can beat kelly slater

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR GALZ OR KELLY SLATER OR YOUR GLOWSTICK/SNOWGEAR/BASKETBALL OUTFIT OR YOUR EQUAL MOST FAMOUSNESS IN TORQUAY/MORNO OR YOUR SPEED/TRAIN/BEACH RACING OR THE AMOUNT OF TIMES YOU'VE BEEN ON TV!!!

JUST FUCKING JUMP THE FENCE ALREADY, NO MORE BULLSHIT!

whats the deal? i said id jump the fence on may 8th. y r u keeping hassling me to fence jump. i said id do it on 8th may . and ricksc the tv networks care about me to answer ur allegation. now no more hassle about tie fence jump. its on 8th may

8th May. Pumped Jedi, is this going to be a night-session? Or day session?

Should of landed it at moomba you kook, how's your knee holding up?

nightsession no need. and yo man i think its getting scary. im to some xtent marked in mornington and alot of the penisula and im target for deciet in torquay. and i dont particular like it no need for a name. but on the brighter side i can still skate to my full ability and i have my sponsor. im also thinking of getting a driver with a van and doing a tour with another 2 trigger bros skaters. starting around october. what do u think no need? hit up the city parks and rural parks in victoria in a trigger bros tour van led by jedi . jedi and 2 trigger skaters and the van driver. 4 skater team

Fence jumping at each stop I hope?

no my main tour van moves would probs b lightsaber airwalk or fs nosebluntslide. but i stil would air fence gaps at skateparks that have fence gaps

ricksc my knees holding up- not full 100percent but il stil jump the fence on 8th may anyway

Cool, well rest up, rest up, lay off train racing and cliff, doing babes doggy style and do 50 star jumps a day!
I wanna see you almost eat shit again!

to further prove that magic is real. il tell u that the 2 speeches i wrote about cliffracing and trainjousting that u say to the tv newsdesks to get u on tv r realy magic spells. if u write them on paper or ipad then theyr like the magic spell scrolls that merlin used to read from. or just like jedi force intuition that guides ur actions - in this case speech

i repeat - if written down the 2 speeches about cliffracing and trainjousting on this thread r similar to a magic scroll that merlin reads to cast a spell with. ive already used the 3rd magic scroll/speech to put me on tv for trainracing and ive already used the 4th magic scroll/speech to make a possible deal with tv to air the charity skate marathon. u can deny magic is real if u want(even thou it is real) but u cant deny that im on tv- which is a major reason y i can prove that magic is real

trust me torquay girl turncoats u dont want to talk to me, trust me u dont. il give u one line from nas illmatic- i rap with a razor, i keep it under my toungue. so dont talk to me unless u want to get lashed. if we were playing chess then id wait till ur not looking then id quicky switch the chess pieces and cheat to win. or id wear a tshirt that says - torquay over 18 bitches can get fucked- when i compete in comps. thats the treatment u deserve torquay girls

lakyn me and u as rivals can stil compete against each other for fame. after i fence jump- you should go to haloween nightime comp and we can resume our rivalry then. il have my purple sabre then or i might skate with 2 lightsabers lakyn. u should tell ur agent that haloween is when we resume our rivalry properly lakyn. ur agent should b interested in this- that is if u r attending haloween. i sincerely hope u attend. our rivalry will b tested. bcause i have a famous rivalry with u lakyn. a famous rivalry at riverside. like the famous rivalry btween slater and jedi at torquay bells beach torquay

jedi has a famous former partybeachhouse,he had famous housepartys. he has 2 famous rivalrys vs lakyn and vs slater, he has a famous youtube holocron collection, my 2 lightsabers, my famous skateboard, my parliament/senate id card, my new purple von zipper ski mask, my famous collection of trigger equpment/clothing(its not that big a collection but its quite alright), and jedi has his famous sponsorship (ie. jedi put theyr logo on tv) and the owners r famous themselves, he has a famous mother, he also has a famous former skate martathon world record set back in 2003.

nice jail story churnut . il tell u one of my ones- the comunal vacum cleaner was filled with water on the inside with the purpose to kill someone using it, and a man was nearly electrocuted when it started sparking. regardless girls magic is real and ive proven it by using magic/the force to put myself on tv. so girls b realistic - ul learn magic if u skate and smoke cannabis like jedi and hosoi. i know u girls r scared of skating but i also know that heaps of u love harry potter and would love to have magic powers. i can b paid to teach u powers without u needing to learn skating bcause my magic powers will instruct me on how to teach u magic without u needing to skate, but if u dont want to pay then i suggest u skate and smoke cannabis

back to the power that put me on tv and saved my life from attack. il xplain- i dont hear a voice in my head that tells me what to say- instead the magic power/force intuition guides my actions- in this case my speech

are you in the midst of an ice binge right now? incoherent rambling all through the night

You know the joke is, if endor eventually does give up weed, he will look back on this thread the same way charlie sheen looks back on his tiger blood days.

is it a crime to stay up all night on a friday- smoking cannabis not ice. i wasnt aware that was a crime

shutdown - not including fools u could pass for teenage kid dancing to irish music for nickles and dimes in a hat with an old man siting next to u singing in tune in the new york subway. thats how much i respect ur payout ability shutdown