Makes Me Happy

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fucken omlets with heaps of bacon and cheese

and rain when your at home doin nuthin

This country it make me very much happy. I come here from Russia after I sell my wife Ilene to Russian circus yes. My wife she had only one leg after bear attack her. The circus like her very much give me plenty much money. At the circus they tie the steak to her leg and she hop on the big ball while the dancing bear chase her. Ilene she not like bear very much after bear eat her leg. I and Sergie Ilenes brother we liked to watch her at the circus. We drink the vodka and laugh very much. Ilene she very fat. We call her the babushka doll yes cause she must have eaten many small lady to be fat lady. Watching her at the circus like watching hippo pogo stick on ice yes. Very good circus.

ahahaha ivan you are a god among men

fried eggs on steak

ohhh man marburg u just reminded me of the most heavenly made combo in the world...

my old man use to cook it for use.

cook up a nice big juicy steak with cajuan seasoning.
like im talking smother the steak in it.
then cover the top of the steak with heaps of mashed up avocado. apply cheese. melt in grill
proceed to blow load.





also i am a fan of fresh socks
ankle socks that are soo soft and nice
then you wear em and they loose the spongey softness they had.

everything that i love when its good is everything i hate when its bad. for example:
having a really good skate makes me feel very happy when having a bad skate makes me feel like shit.
when the person working at subway actually knows how to make a sandwitch it is amazing but when they are a non english speaking stinge then its the biggest rip off.
cold coke or pepsi make me happy every single time but if its warm then its liek drinking tar.

- a nice big after grog bogg
- bbq's of any discription
- taking my shoes and socks off when i get home from work
- a really good long shower shave shampoo and all that jazz, when you're in absolutely no hurry at all.
- Trying random drinks and snacks from asian supermarkets and stumbling across a winner.
- When music gives me goosebumps.
- The relief that follows when I wake up thinking it's a work day and then realise it's sunday.
-hammocks
- sweet 2 in one yawn/stretches while making retarded noises



and finally this...

A story written by a 5 year old, fine tuned and animated by his 29 year brother.
AXE COP!

the 5ft lava lamp i have in my bedroom

wakin up at 11, checkin the forums, eatin a couple steaks with eggs, shavin my head then go for a skate jeaahhhh

haha we should put these dinosaur heads on sticks and hide bombs in them

unintentional sex

when things just seem to effortlessly fall in to place. there must be an external force out there, which i have no control of.

AXE COP IS SOOOO RAD, Made my night and havent even gone out yet:D cheers lad!

axe cop is my new ringtone
I'll host the m4r if any something something

* I don't think any tops a good skate session
* Coming home to a nice hot meal
* skateboard.com.au
* facebook.com
* iPhone
* super nintendo
* Pay day
* learning new tricks
* seeing something at your local in a different way then skate it till its dark
* When it's really hot - the first sip of beer
* old 411's
* fresh wood
* dicks
* I cannot think of anymore
* goodnight

marburg

23:57 06/Mar

I'll host the m4r if any something something


do it
that would make me happy

Large Boobs.

A big harvest of chillis.

When your hungover as fuck and dont eat or move all day, then you wake up eat a fucken masssive dinner, then feel grouse and ready to drink again.

rad as marby

having my bike clean and being able to ride it around my house

Oh my god, the smell of chocolate on easter or just unwrapping the chocolate and taking one huge sniff

^^ HAHA!

When its busy at work.

making groups about people on facebook