Palz question Dane

In normal slap rip off style Dane has apparently agreed to film himself answering your questions. Best question will win his new pro board + fallen pack (pictured here) plus some thunders, spitties and modus bearings.. I'll give you a week to list them..

you have to let the chief bum rape you, or suck off chris cole after a full day of skating, which olsen twin is hotter?

which was shittier? benihanas of instagram or poos of instagram.

if your instagram was a documentary of your life, which celebrity would you get to host it/ be the narrator?

It seems you froth a bit on rubbing people the wrong way. Who do you think hates your guts the most and why?

People with energy drink sponsors tend to be more "handsome" than your average skateboarder. Eg: Sheckler, P-Rod, Corbin etc.

Do you think you would be more marketable and in turn get more sponsors if you were better looking?

Was a game of soggy weetbix the equivalent of "gaying off with the bones brigade" for the Kleaver team?

what was the deal with the blake harris board in the fire??

What does Marisa Dal Santo taste like?

Does Kat Von D give gobbies?

Why are you a chat piece

Hahahaha^^^

why is kyle montgomery not pro for zero yet

Does the birdman have a firm handshake?

Tommy Slapshakle



11:06 30/Nov/12

What does Marisa Dal Santo taste like?


+10 internet props for you Tom

Are you pissed that Aaron homoki got the nickname jaws and you didn't?

Best trick/line you've done but not filmed/captured?

who is the easiest person to annoy when you are stuck in a tour van?

max number of pulls you have had in one day

I guess I'll have to tell my mate Nathan about this one so he can come up with another smash hit question for Dane Burman ha ha

Ok here we are from Nathan, he says -

"Hi Dane I was surprised to see you in 2 recent issues of Transworld Japan, and I wanted to ask you this question;
During your overseas travels, when you shoot photos or film tricks with the local skate photographers or videographers, do you get to see the articles/sections that your photos feature in once they have been released in the magazines/videos? The reason I'm asking is because I'm interested in keeping up to date with my favourite skateboarder during his global adventures. Thanks Dane."

what Am/Pro would you love to beat the living fuck out of?

Q - (rumour)Is it true that a demo a kid came up to you anf asked you to sign his board andthe n you told him to get f***ed im not dane burman.then chris cole pulled u around the corner and pushed you up agaisnt a wall and told you to stop being a dick ( or somthing along the lines)?

Do u shit regularly? U might need more fibre in your diet. Or less dicks in your ass.

Dying to Live or Misled Youth?

Or

Who would you rather narrate your life, David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman?

What are your thoughts on Jamie Tancowny and Marisa Dalsanto leaving zero for LE?