Pro Decks / Completes

Drew just fucked up too.

The secret to success....

1) Purchase cheapest chinese made product possible
2) Slap awful awful artwork and logos on them
3) Market to skateboarding community under pretense of doing them a favour
4) Insult market when they begin to question product and integrity of company.
5) google image search Tera Patrick

make sure you do the steps in chronological order, i started in reverse order and am still stuck on step 1

oh drew.. great poll! the results will send shockwaves through australian skateboarding.

not much action now eh!

why say shit to the people on this site when ur tryin to sell ur product. i highly doubt calling people names and questioning wetha they skate will get any of your 'pro' boards sold.

so who are your pro's ? ??????
and what size and wheel base are your boards ??????
and what glues do you use ???

i would gladly give you a gallon of petrol, to be poured upon your decks. do you still have that match?

too late to the party as usual

Hallam probably does handstands on em.

the panther one made me laugh

haha too many calls for individual props

holy crap. how doid i only just see this thread! one of the all time greats.

u know your shit when you make an alter-ego to endorse your company.

this thread is an absolute ZING
thread perfection in my books.
11/10. good work team.

I think they've set a new world record for the amount of time it takes to go from trying to promote a company to destroying their company's reputation completley.
(approx. 2 hours)

Well done Brenihana, I'll call the people at the Guinness book of records to see what the official record is.

Don't worry Nick, I don't think they will allow the record, as the produts were too shit for comprehension.

Yeah lets all buy chat bulk ebay boards and put shit graphics on them and try hock them off as quality boards, wooo.

Its official, 2 out of 3 skateboarders are smack talking cool dudes

* trucks arrived today drew.. cheers!!

Its official, 2 out of 3 skateboarders are smack talking cool dudes ......

Now Thats got T-shirt print written all over it!

Where's my Motobilt's Drew?

Now that everyones question drew, drew how do i do a money transfer to the shop shit through bpay?

question drew time?

drew
15:59 21/Sep
Joebud/Brenihana - Why would you call yourself to buy a deck from yourself? not cool.

are you saying it was the same person (IP address)???

Joebud
16:25 21/Sep
we do appreciate the market place BUt we do not have to put up with the antics of the marketplace. The skateboard marketplace is not all smack talking 'cool' dudes.

If you lie down with dogs you will surely get up with fleas.

Half price quality decks is not love of the $



LOL forgot to change accounts for this post eh HAHAHAHAHA

yes nodice, same ip