Shit I hate

When people dismiss AFL based only on the fact that NRL players are tougher.

hate it when you take a shit and you go to wipe but your finger slips and no matter how hard you scrub you can smell shit all day

adelaide having no spots.

and even when there is a perfect spot. they build it in a area filled with rich, stubborn pricks who walk their dogs past the one spot everyday and call the cops, while their dog shits on someones front lawn.

Not getting enough sleep

Not being able to sleep...

-Little kids at skateparks.
-Old ppl at skateparks.
-V-Neck cunts.
-Sluts that dont delliver.
-Metro cunts.
-Sloppy cunts.
-Shit music.
-Shit movies.
-Shit hate threads.
-Shitty threads with a topic.
-Ppl wh0 sp33l lyk d!$.
-Saying 15yr old girls are not hot.
-Condoms.
-Fat chicks.
-Hott girls with the very protective loud mouth cock gobbling fat shit mate.
-Lads who try an snake a girl.
-Stereo type fitting wog cunts.
-McD's fucking up my order. Double Quarter pounder Double Bacon Doucle Cheese... Not that hard!
-Over make-up'd girls.
-Blue Balls.
-ACL snapping=No skating for >4 Months.
-Police "Random" car/personal checks.
-Chalkie's
-Shit HD tv not having anything on at 3am.
-People finding out I'm a chef an suddenly expecting me to cook everything for them.
-Sluts wanting me to pick them up in my car for r00tz brah!! Not understanding I have a better half.
-People who know me but I dont know them.
-Shit haterz!
-Kush being so hard to push!
-Mongo.
-T3CKAZ BRAH!
-Broken Megadrive.
-Shitty sound system.
-Rusted bearings.
-Annoying things.
-Waking up at 6-7pm everyday.
-Losing shit.
-This burn I have on the tip of my wang!
-Oil burns.
-Long boarding Jock cunts that hated on you for skating during high school...

Enough for now...
Love ya all!

Not this Kush....

People who send me images ripped from google for print material.

People who send me print files in Microsoft word, or Publisher.

Clients who use " I don`t know what I want, but I`ll know when I see it" type lines.. like I`ll draw an infinite number of graphics for them, then they`ll find one amongst the million they`ll like, and pay for that.

C**nts who don`t want to pay for art, like it`s worthless. "It`s just a drawing, I could get anyone to do that!".. It`s a fucking skill set, tell your mechanic you`re not going to pay because anyone could do it, and see how far that gets you.

Design by committee, just fucked overall.

People who call me "son".. "you don`t want to do that son".. I`m twice your fucking age.

Shep is full of anger. Ive seen it first hand.

I saw him do swears at a kid once

Ive seen him focus a board after a failed branual.

Spukka is my new favourite poster.

toy mongo party, spoken by toy mongo with the permission of toy mongo in association with the toy mongo party canberra

People.

fucking mwah cyclists in sydney city, "i'm a vehicle/i'm a pedestrian/i'm a vehicle/i'm a pedestrian" demanding their right to a lane on the road and holding the traffic up but then when it comes to a red light BAM straight through

mass media in general, even 90% of retards (eg me) can see how asinine it is

Squidtron

09:31 04/Aug

People.

What John Titor said.

I ride a bike to work. I stay the fuck off the roads when I can because I don't want to be hit. I don't demand a lane for me because I weigh a shit load less than a car and I kind of value my life. I'll stick to bikeways for the time being.

But yeah, I run red lights.

I am my own law.

uni...


and handjobs from uncle krueger

People with differing political views to myself.
The lack of attention paid to me by the opposite sex
Cigarette taxes
Pornos where they cut to a shot of the guy's face
Heaps funny blogs that dont get updated
My love handles
People who sit in the right lane and do 10km under the speed limit
People who try and merge onto freeways at 70km
The amount of ads during Top Gear
Today Tonight/A Current Affair
Bouncers and bar staff who tell you that you're too drunk
Tracksuit pants being worn in public
Climate change propaganda
People who believe climate change propaganda
Hair in your buttcrack
A raw butthole from wiping your ass too much
Children

Lazlo_Panaflex

10:11 04/Aug

I am my own law.

when tfi isnt around to write my list for me

-Cyclists riding two or more abreast and not filing into one when a car comes on a road that doesn't have a bike lane.
-Driving at 100km/h on a windy country road, coming over a hil and around a corner and having to slam on the breaks because bike cunts are riding 8 abreast and taking up the whole fucking road so I can't overtake. then having to drive at 10km/h because they refuse to go onto at least one side of the road. Making me late to netball so I don't get to warm up properly resulting in me smashing my face into ashphalt.
-Black eyes
-being told I have to 'supervise' some hot rolling at uni and just having to stand here and watch, pressing start then stop and changing file names every 20 minutes for 8 hours. Its not like I don't have any other more important jobs to do...
-group assignments at uni with people who are transferring out of the course at the end of the session and don't need to pass anything
-having to do civil engineering subjects for a materials course
-art students making the subway line take half an hour

old perverted men..

Right wing christian Politicians