Shit I hate

When you fill up petrol and you look at the liters not the dollers

getting kicked out of spots.

wanting to get drunk on a tuesday night but everyone is being a boring shitcunt

that being 18 is like turning 13 all over again

Those annoying gay americans they have on the early morning tv shows to talk shit about celebrities no one cares about, they eat dick.

finishing school and spending my time doing nothing

^ that's in my Shit I love list...

internet being so damn distracting

i have no idea how people study when you've got sports mascots making themselves look like idiots on youtube, my mind slips every 5mins

^
+ lack of self control...

yeah tha-

ooh that dog has a puffy tail! heeheehee

fuck shit fuck cunt

I repeat my sentiments.


I'm royally fucking myself over right now and I'm powerless to stop it.


Also when a girl you're into says "oh you're just like an older brother"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

yeah i feel ya jeje

having what feels like a golf ball size lump of boogers in my chest and doing ten minute coughing fits that only bring it halfway up my throat before my body decided it needs to breathe pushing it back down again.

Reading shit like that whilst eating a banana ^

Also, sneezing while eating a banana. Shit just went flying everywhere.

Mcdonalds. I drove through there after work last night for the first time in ages. it was 1am and busy as fuck. I couldnt help but feel like an animal cuing up at a giant fucking trough, waiting behind other hungry animals for some man to hand me my shitty food in a bag through a window with bars over it.

The network going down at work and this piece of shit business has no recovery plan so work stops completely.
2 and a half hours of doing jack shit.
Also having morons for co-workers, I'd rather be working than socializing with them.

ALL YOU FAGET CUNTS LOL

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yolo

"I'm fairly certain YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people."

I have stated in the past that it is in fact, the traditional mating cry of the gays

also, and not even kidding, nearly getting raped by a bunch of dudes in a public toilet yesterday.

This was not a fun experience.

I wasn't working today but I had to go in anyway at 6pm for a 3 hour staff meeting where my department or direct role wasn't mentioned at all which means I left without any new or necessary information.

Basically I could have stayed home and achieved the same result.

not knowing what to do: having a thing for one person

or

chatting up a bunch of people to pass time