Shit I hate

_Laz_
10:27 14/Mar/13

Girl that was doing a course with me once spent about 2 hours rambling on about how being a christian is so good and that we all shouldn't drink and blah blah blah... A few hours later she's having drunk sex with a guy she met.

You're just mad because she was having drunk sex with a guy that wasn't you.

Athiests on the internet, being a smug cunt about no believing in god os equally as bad as being a loud mouth god botherer.

Auto correct acting a damn fool.

I said try not to be a cunt.

cbg i disagree
being a smug cunt with no justification is slightly worse than being a smug cunt with justification

^and i realise i'm being a smug cunt by saying that, but not every point of view should be respected

clap clap clap

haha 'smug cunt', love that term. i'll go along with it, as long as the smug cloud doesn't collide with the one from george clooney's Oscar acceptance speech

arent they both smug clouds????

Being a smug cunt is never justified.

Every single dickhead in this country that says 'straya'

Fuckheads spreading rumors about you.

I hate the 'nek minnit' thing more than straya

did anyone else hear that fat cock kissed a dude??

He kissed me man, all I wanted to do was sing not get molested at the bar.

People saying their facebook got 'hacked'. It didn't get hacked, you just forgot to log off.

That really bugs me too, tried to explain that to someone last week and they couldn't figure out the difference.

When you go to woollies and you notice some mad sale eg: chips or noodles and the only flavor you want is sold out.

Living in poverty.

Getting up this morning and walking past the bathroom to see my cat taking a piss in the sink.
Especially because she just stared at me the whole time she did it.

Shits that require multiple flushes.

Sending your bros a message saying come skate, no reply.. 5 hours later after youve had your skate..
At the park, where you at?

The explosion of shit American reality shows on channels like 7mate.

american pickers
cash cowboys
turtle man
hardcore pawn
pawn stars
rat bastards
operation repo

I know there's more I'm forgetting but you guys get it.

The Jedi thread
i hate myself for reading it.
and i hate it too

- Not being able to eat breakfast without spewing twenty minutes later. IDK, I just can't stomach breakfast anymore.

- People who post cliche/corny shit on their Facebook - like-mongering

- Knowing there are over 16,000 people on my campus, presumably over half of them girls, and I'd guess and say at least 75% of those girls I would have vigorous sex with in a heartbeat, but also knowing that I'll never have the occasion to talk to about 90% of them. Now if you do the maths that's 5400 hundred girls approximately. Actually, I probably still wouldn't talk to the remaining 600 girls. Lower that 600 to around 50.

double post

on the topic of pooping,
- feeling a big shit about to crown, but you're driving and 10 minutes from home - not sure whether to try and hold in or park on the side of the road and do a sneaky one