Shit I hate

how

when you have greasy as fish n chips and think "yeeeeeah a ciggie would go down noice as" but all the grease and shit makes your throat all fucked and its shit

NRL referees.. grow a pair of eyes and use em cunts!

....People who run boot camps / surfing schools / thai chi / running or cycling clubs at the beach in the morning who ask you "not to park here as my clients need somewhere to park". Too bad, I want to go for a surf, and you know what? When you're clients are consumed in their zen-like meditation state, I am going to dry my salty balls right in front of them.

'Next generation' shit like this vending machine...
http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/your_money/consumer/vending-machines-of-the-future-20100807-lgf#comment-68121138

"i have no idea how that kid is smart enough to be an engineer. "

Welcome to the world of engineers. There are 'book smarts' and then there are 'street smarts'.

Most engineers are socially inept retards.

To prove that point lazlo, a few years back an Mechanical Engineer who works for the same large car manufacturer as i do (the one with the lion on the front) asked me a question I will never forget. i admit he was only about 6 months out of uni and had soft well manicured hands but he asked me what the little button on a socket spanner was for. I said "you mean the one to change direction of the rachet?" he said "oh yeah , i thought you needed to buy one that went left and another to go right.".... true story. he now earns around $120k a year.

Lazlo I thought "street smarts" were just something that dumb kids say they have to feel better about their stupid selves?

yes lazlo, but he isnt even book smart. like, i do better at uni that he does and im not very 'book smart'...

and the socially inept engineers is SO true. there is three guys at work who just come up and stand behind me and wait for me to turn around before they start a conversation.

one has a monotonal voice and is called 'mr personality' because he quite literally has no personality. its quite hilarious when he tells me about his ten-pin-bowling nights at the local king pin and tries to have a social conversation about the weekend. his usual conversation starters are "doing some hardness testing are we?" or whatever fits the scenario.

there is another guy here who is a 42 year old virgin.

Sounds like you could make a bunch of money giving handjobs, Hannah.

alot of the "book smart" people that i went to uni with failed in the real word. Theres a big difference between rote learning and applied knowledge/problem solving.

well TFI, the problem with this 42 year old virgin is if a lady approaches him, he runs away.

i heard this story once about how he went on this date and she whispered in his ear at some stage during the night that she wasnt wearing any panties. well, that was it, he packed his stuff up and went home, leaving her wherever they were.

hatin' on a friday, and deja vu'.

Hannah, you can handle my zirconiated tungsten any time.

Connector Pens

09:48 13/Aug

Lazlo I thought "street smarts" were just something that dumb kids say they have to feel better about their stupid selves?

Possibly.

In this case, the street smarts I am referring to means 'common sense'. Engineers don't have this.

I probably should have made myself clearer.

Lazlo has playground smarts

The fuck did you say about my mum?

Fucken' hate foreign work colleagues. Might as well be working with 6 year olds...

And cunt's blasting their shitPods on full so you can perfectly hear Aca's TNT. Though I don't hate Aca.

Also hate, more than anything, open mouth chewing. Which deserves it's own FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU pic.

Also also, dicks sitting 3 meters behind the car in front them.

Man today I'm angry.

I'm hoping someone hate's on this, so this thread can thrive.

16 year oold fob chicks blasting chingy on da phone speakerzzz and talking bout who iz da latest to get knocked up and who got into dat mad brawl down at faggot station

when you build a awsome grind box and invite your friends over to skate it and one of your friends brings a scooter fag who leaves chips in the metal and wood

when cops take down your name and shit and say "You might aswell tell us if you've been in trouble before because Im going to run your name and it will come up on my screen"

Just fuckin run my name then so you can get back to not catching people who are commiting real crimes.

-having a trade that doesnt need a special permit/license like sparkies/plumbers/scaffolders and isnt really all that difficult so that the big companies can hire 5 illegal chinese fuckwits that do fuckall for the same price as a qualified australian.
by the way, im a ceiling fixer.

-dickheads sitting on or below the limit in the right hand land on the highways/freeways.

-people doing below the speed limit in the left hand lane, so even when i do feel like cruising on the limit i still have to overtake them.

-working with absolute fuckheads that come to work stoned and put you in danger when your working on scaffolds and ladders.

-car repayments, car insurance payments, health insurance payments, rego payments, phone bills.

-huge lines at the post office when you want to pay a bill.

-people that brag about rooting bulk chicks but you know they dont really get any, yet everyone else believes them.

-going out clubbing, dancing with a hot chick then seeing her in the light and being horribly shocked.

-living in a sub rural area with fuckall mobile reception and very little internet availability. my internet drops out every 5 minutes and i have to turn the modem on and off every time. telstra cant do anything because they're cunts.

jamesyo7

14:06 10/Aug

I hate everybody who goes to watergardens shopping centre

^^ this

FUCK TELSTRA!

i hate every person who says i look like justin bieber and ryan sheckler.