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PPotty26179 Oct 2010
Blue eyes - "potty - has two arseholes" After 3 years of only one arsehole thanks for jinxing me. Going to the Doctors on Monday.

FFakes10 Oct 2010
nosferatu is very excitable and yells alot

!
22FistFapper10 Oct 2010
Threads:

T.F.I.F. - bunch of people who fucked their life up talking about how pissed they are going to get on the weekend to forget how much their life sucks.

Lifestyle thread. - bunch of stoners showing off their houses that are about to fall apart. Poverty is cool as long as your stoned.

FUNNY PICS????? - bunch of 12 year olds posting pictures that are about as funny as a russel brand stand up routine.

...random - 3rd generation random thread that is pretty much a ghost of its former self.

RE: Home Girls Thread - 6th generation home girls thread. Everynow and then someone does a huge dump of pictures other than that barely moves apart from the odd bump. Is a long way from the days of the "super homegirls thread"

The late night thread - bunch of boring insomniacs giving updates about doing nothing late at night.


Phillip Island (Cowes Park) - 6 guys circle jerking each other, only 3 of which have skated the park the others claim to have skated some mystical spot that probably is just probably where junkies shoot up in peace.

new hidden graff thread - Has been helping the police solve crimes for years

TASSIE SKATERS TALK HERE! - Bunch of guys exchanging their family tree to see if it is okay to hook up with each others sisters.

Shit I would like to skate. - Reminding us aussies that for every one half decent cradle or street plaza we get america gets about 30 huges ones. Although we comfort ourselves in the knowledge we don't have to wear pads or pay money to skate our parks.
22FistFapper10 Oct 2010
Nsw forum heads - trendy cunts who spend more time caring about fashion and clubbing than skateboarding. Think they have cool haircuts but really they are shit and the joke of australia.

Vic forum heads - egotistical bastards who think melbourne is the centre of australia and everywhere else is an uncultured piece of shit compared to it.

Qld forum heads - have an inferiority complex which they overcome through lots of (posts about) gay sex with each other.

Tassie forum heads - also have an inferiority complex but overcome it from you know...skating better than the rest of australia. They have no fear as dieing from a trick seems better than being stuck in tassie.

WA forum heads - have a whole west coast vs east coast thing going except they got nothing representing tupac on any level.

ACT - Their parents push them into belco bowl in their prams as babys which result in them being stupid but with huge balls. Which maybe is why our country is so fucked up...

SA forum heads - bitch about crime around their awesome park, need to harden the fuck up and stop being scared about a few stoners doing graff.

NT Forum head - umm hi mooey? pretty sure his the only guy who owns a skateboard in that part of australia.
UUrbexGecko10 Oct 2010
Sorry to disappoint ya fella's,but green eyes is not me!
DDisinteresTed10 Oct 2010
it's my dad, calm down dad.
DDregs10 Oct 2010
"Phillip Island (Cowes Park) - 6 guys circle jerking each other, only 3 of which have skated the park the others claim to have skated some mystical spot that probably is just probably where junkies shoot up in peace. "

Ah the old mill
HHearty and Hellish!10 Oct 2010
Remeber that time dregs I did a switch 360 flip nose grind then popped out over the gap there?

Good times.
22FistFapper10 Oct 2010
comic book guy - as much of as a cynical lard arse as his avatar.

marburg - doubt his even real, an alter that became a real account. My guess is seitone finally found a way not to be a total shitcunt and ran with it. Pretends he knows a lot bout computers, but really is just giving out bad advice for jokes.

reign supreme - Claims to be a big hip hop fan, even sporting a nujabes cover art as his avatar but didnt even know he died...poser.

Mike drury - Probably asleep in a gutter right now.

Dandan - Thinks that by repeating his name twice he will be more important. Well the only thing i remeber is you had your name twice in a row.

kasperflipped - seriously twisted in the head to name him self after josh kasper. Despite this retardness he seems alright, must be remebering to take his pills.

COD MW 2 thread - bunch of nerds who one day will wake up and realise they are 40 and realise they have wasted their life. Will then migrate over to the TFIF thread to drink away the rest of their life. Originally thought this thread was about fish.

drug thread - bunch of brain dead morons complaining about pills these days not being as good as they are used to, when infact it is themselves who aren't as good as they use to be. Working dead end jobs claiming that they aren't ready for a career and are just trying to have fun while they are still young. Until they realise no one will hire them cause they have spent the last 10 years fucken around and move onto ice/heroin. Which is fine, just don't be expecting me to be giving you any spare change for your next hit 5 years from now when your sleeping outside of a trainstation.

The guitar thread - Metal/shred music only. Eltist guitarists thinking that cause the guitarist spent their youth sitting in there bedroom wanking on the computer adn on the guitar that they are musically superior. When infact they are all just a bunch of wankers.

Books N shit thread - Yo guys look how educated i am, i read a book! jks i just read the plot outline online.
Ggreen eyes10 Oct 2010
awwwww shiiieet
22FistFapper10 Oct 2010
Gotta pick up your game green eyes...
RReignSupreme.10 Oct 2010
oh balls
i've been hated on twice

i have to go home and re think my life
22FistFapper10 Oct 2010
oh balls reign, it took me 18 pages to think something up.
LLazlo_Panaflex10 Oct 2010
This thread should be a sticky and used as advice for n00b cunts.

I vote yes.
TTroyFM10 Oct 2010
I second Lazlo.

(Not only because he is pretty)
SSSJ2 Teen Gohan10 Oct 2010
That dandan one is so good.

I've been saying the same thing for 5 years
CChip.10 Oct 2010

drug thread - bunch of brain dead morons complaining about pills these days not being as good as they are used to, when infact it is themselves who aren't as good as they use to be.


pills these days are not as good. fact.
BBarry Morgan10 Oct 2010
camberwell scooters talk here thread - blowing it
HHearty and Hellish!10 Oct 2010
Vegito

19:21 10/Oct
That dandan one is so good.

I've been saying the same thing for 5 years

Cough cough *green/blue/red eyes is vegito* cough cough
SSomeone different10 Oct 2010
Shut up justy
EEl Jacko10 Oct 2010
I thought YOU were justy?!
HHearty and Hellish!10 Oct 2010
Justy is hearty
Someone different is someone different.
SSSJ2 Teen Gohan10 Oct 2010
Wait, so which one am I?
HHearty and Hellish!10 Oct 2010
Take your pick
EEl Jacko10 Oct 2010
i'm pretty sure you're george

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