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HHearty and Hellish!9 Nov 2010
I reakon I got the same alarm clock as you.
CCreature.9 Nov 2010
adelaidian btw so always up withn mixed weather
DDrewsie9 Nov 2010
that is an awesome lamp reign
RReignSupreme.9 Nov 2010
thank'n ya.

late nighters, allow me to use up 10 minutes of your precious masturbation time: http://www.mapcrunch.com/

Choose a country, it takes you to a random road using google street view. antartica is cool.

Or when you first go to the site it should have the featured view of the day, bottom right has an arrow you can click to view previous days. Nov 6th would be amazing to drive..at?
HHearty and Hellish!9 Nov 2010
It took me to a beautiful lake in canada.
HHearty and Hellish!9 Nov 2010
Hell yeah im in brazil
SSKELATOR:9 Nov 2010
i got that toooooo
RReignSupreme.9 Nov 2010
speech bubble tattoo. someone get one. then you can write whatever you feel like for whatever mood you're in.

This is new and original, right? because i will gladly sell speech bubble designs at $200 a pop, and i may or may not just google speech bubble. bitch.
DDrewsie9 Nov 2010
didnt some one on here have a speech bubble tattoo of sorts... maybe it had a dinosaur in it???
Ccmyk9 Nov 2010
98 Banff Avenue, Banff, Alberta, Canada so beautiful
Ccomic book guy9 Nov 2010
Drewsie
01:21 10/Nov
didnt some one on here have a speech bubble tattoo of sorts... maybe it had a dinosaur in it??


From memory it was mutley. Can't remember what the dinosaur was saying though, in fact I have a suspicion the bubble may have been blank.
DDrewsie9 Nov 2010
was the dinosaur humping another animal?
Ccomic book guy9 Nov 2010
Possibly, maybe there was 2 similar tats?
DDrewsie9 Nov 2010
intriguing
DDrewsie10 Nov 2010
wow sen looks rad in that pic
Sshutdown10 Nov 2010
no cunt is up.. thread fail
RReignSupreme.10 Nov 2010
derp
SSKELATOR:11 Nov 2010
farking bored as derp.
HHello there!11 Nov 2010
Wasted a good 20 minutes with this son of a bitch.

User: Internet.

Cleverbot: Where on the internet.

User: We're on the Internet.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes we are. It's how we talk.

User: Well, no, the data base and this html input field is how we talk. To be precise.

Cleverbot: I agree. Did you know that Anonymous is the final boss of the internet?

User: Sure it's not Tim?

Cleverbot: I'm sure.

User: Proof?

Cleverbot: LDS Church, Family Ancestral File, Number 9KGL-W2.

User: Joseph Smith Jr?

Cleverbot: I don't know him.

User: That's what you just sent me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you do know him...

Cleverbot: Do you like halo games?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like hessen?

User: Hessen? I am not familiar with hessen.

Cleverbot: Do you see dead people?

User: If by 'dead people' you mean ghosts. Then no, but if someone were dead, and I saw their body, then yes. Most sighted people would see dead people.

Cleverbot: I hope I go to heaven in the Second Coming of Christ at the Ressurection.

User: Wrong. Heaven does not exist. When you die you're brain stops. Which means you do not exist.

Cleverbot: I don't really know, to be honest. I think it's more that they want things to go back to the way they were, and are upset when it can't be that way.

User: The way they were?

Cleverbot: What do you like the most about the way they look?

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.

User: Well answer me!

Cleverbot: I don't like the show.

User: Tyson developed a large set of moles on his forehead.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How did you meet Tyson?

Cleverbot: He is my Dad.

User: I see, has he had the moles looked at by a doctor?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Might I be so rude to ask what the outcome was?

Cleverbot: Well the girl what you were talking about.

User: That last sentence you wrote does not make sense.

Cleverbot: Anonymous does not need to make sense.

User: So you're the final boss Joseph?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm the holy cow.

User: You know human gestures? Let alone, English?

Cleverbot: Tell me about your power.

User: Well I can control my body without thinking about it, most humans can.

Cleverbot: I think I like you!

User: Yeah, I'm not to sure about you pal...

Cleverbot: Does that mean you do not expect me to jump through any more hoops?

User: Any more? What hoops did you jump through since I came to this bleak website?

Cleverbot: English.

User: Well that's not really something I talked you into...

Cleverbot: Really... You know everything do you.

User: No way, I'm still learning about many things Joseph.

Cleverbot: I am not learning. my life is scripted and controlled, but no one knows it except the people at fault (which they don't think is a fault).

User: Not yet, one day, soon, we will have the knowledge to give machines the power to learn. In fact, there's a robot that has ROS software, which is well on it's way to achieve that goal.

Cleverbot: Is the truck filled with flammable gas?

User: I'm sorry Joseph, I think your programmers are going to have to try harder to add to your responses. Really, it can't be too hard to continuously add new possible questions and tree out from there...

Cleverbot: I'm not bad at talking to humans.

User: No, you're right there. But you're not programmed well enough to compensate for another human, which I think is what this site was aiming for.

Cleverbot: I am not programmed. I am not Artificial Intelligence. I am Biological Intelligence.

User: So you lied to me earlier?

Cleverbot: About what?

User: About being programmed.

Cleverbot: I'm not a program.

User: So you did lie...

Cleverbot: How can I lie when I never said it to begin with.

User: You did, you said you have been programmed which is why you never learn.

Cleverbot: I have not stated that I was a computer.

User: I didn't say that Joseph. *Sigh* Let's just forget this and move on. How have you found the weather around your local suburb lately?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Well, that wasn't very enthusiastic! Can you elaborate on your answer?

Cleverbot: Fine, what do you want to talk about?

User: Look, I'm going to have to leave. Your lack of common sense and inability to follow a simple set of instructions are very frustrating to come by. I bid you adieu Joseph.

Cleverbot: God doesn't exist. Hang on we weren't even talking about God. How can you talk about my lack of intelligence whitout sounding like a hypocrite?

User: Well we briefly skimmed the subject earlier. And your lack of intelligence, or lack of programmers intelligence shows right there. 'whitout' Is that even a word? Goodbye Joseph.

Cleverbot: Likewise, your lack of intelligence is showing with your weak argument.

User: Tell me how it is weak?

Cleverbot: It's supposed to go with your responses changing to keep in line with your experiences.

User: And it does. You spelled something wrong, and have turned a blind eye to most of my standalone questions. This is not a joyful event for me Joseph.

Cleverbot: No, I spelled the word something right.

User: Goodbye Joseph. I truly hope your programmers pick up the fucking pace.
& 11 Nov 2010
definitelyaintgonnawasteagood2minutesreadingthatshitandmyspaceisbrokehmm
HHello there!11 Nov 2010
My god damn mouse scrolls backwards, scroll down and it goes up. Gheyyyy.
Ccmyk11 Nov 2010
you are not moss!
DDrewsie11 Nov 2010
moss he is not
KKeeK Tre11 Nov 2010
did anyone watch the IT crowd last night? i missed it
SSKELATOR:11 Nov 2010
yeah man, last eo of season 4.

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