Back from the hoey, was pretty chat.
Now to shred some skate 2.
Now to shred some skate 2.
The late night thread
Ron Swanson12 June 2009WR - all girls are whores on the inside mate. Just get down with some sweet hot chickie action.
Joel'12 June 2009i'm tired and bored and thirsty
if someone could provide a solution to all three at once, much appreciated.
(Preferably without having to walk far.)
if someone could provide a solution to all three at once, much appreciated.
(Preferably without having to walk far.)
You are wrong Thrash
Oh yeah..
So i got home around 2:30am, get out of my car & start walking to the house. I then hear the creepiest growling & snarling coming from the swamp out back, sounded like the predator.
I pelt to the door only to find i don't have my freaking keys, start bangin on the window for someone too let me in..
farkin shat brix.
So i got home around 2:30am, get out of my car & start walking to the house. I then hear the creepiest growling & snarling coming from the swamp out back, sounded like the predator.
I pelt to the door only to find i don't have my freaking keys, start bangin on the window for someone too let me in..
farkin shat brix.
Ron Swanson12 June 2009Hahahaha mate, wait til you've been around the block a few times like have mate, then tell me I'm wrong.
so every every girl(women?) out there is a whore including your mum?, grandma? or are you talking about this generation?
and what exactly makes them whores?
and what exactly makes them whores?
Ok thrash.. i trust you, you are a good man
also, interesting story Scorpio, i have experienced similar things haha
also, interesting story Scorpio, i have experienced similar things haha
Ron Swanson12 June 2009mira, thanks for your enquiry. While I would very much like to address your enquiry here, it would take many hours and quite a bit of space on the pages of this great forum to explain the ins and outs of this very complex subject.
Should you like to take this up with me outside of the forum, I am happy to discuss this with you via email correspondence at markyfft@hotmail.com.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Kind regards,
Trashy.
P.S. Before I get flooded with jillions of stupid emails, I will be only replying to mira, so anyone else is welcome to email me, but don't expect a reply.
Should you like to take this up with me outside of the forum, I am happy to discuss this with you via email correspondence at markyfft@hotmail.com.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Kind regards,
Trashy.
P.S. Before I get flooded with jillions of stupid emails, I will be only replying to mira, so anyone else is welcome to email me, but don't expect a reply.
getting tired
Ron Swanson12 June 2009getting tired is for pussies. get wasted and pass out instead.
i already drank my fill of cider for the night, sobering up now for some early morning gaming action
Ron Swanson12 June 2009lol, cider. What are you? 12?
cider is foul jace
bump dizzle
Wil d, get to bed right now. You're too young to be up this late
Do you know me in "R-L D00D"?
how will i ever sleep after watching that
If that's supposed to mean "real life dude" then no. I just know of you.
So. Anyone wondering how close we are to the 2 millionth post?
not particually
Nope.
Was that it?
Was that it?
i'm luggin' it!14 June 2009Mr Scorpio
03:13 13/Jun
Oh yeah..
So i got home around 2:30am, get out of my car & start walking to the house. I then hear the creepiest growling & snarling coming from the swamp out back, sounded like the predator.
I pelt to the door only to find i don't have my freaking keys, start bangin on the window for someone too let me in..
farkin shat brix.
hahaha hows this! i'm house sitting my dads pad atm and its in a shit hole on the goldy called helensvale, anyway i came home the other night wasted at about 3-4 in the morning, and just as i was searching for the lights i thought i heard noise's coming from the backyard....
i went to the window and kept seeing 2 heads popping over the fence trying to suss the place out and cause it was dark inside they couldn't see me.... next thing you know i'm sneaking out the laundry door full of drunk courage and army crawling along the fence line with a wooden spoon in my hand to try and bash them with it!!! hahaha i almost took a knife but i figured if they get it off me i might get stabbed and i'd prefer to get spanked by a wooden spoon rather than cop a stabbing.
so i crawl up to where i last saw there heads and i can hear them whispering about how they thought they just heard something then one of them goes fuck it man i'm going over you pussy to his mate.... just as he jumps up and grabs the fence i see his head looking over and i jump up and drive the wooden spoon under his chin screaming aaaarrrrggghhh at the same time hahahaha he falls back onto his mate and as i'm trying to climb over the fence they are running away squealing like little girls, it was then i realised that they were only about 16-18 so i threw the spoon that went nowhere near them and went inside and passed out watching some black chick bouncing her arse on mtv...... woke up in the morning with peanut butter stuck in my mouth and my fingers still in the jar going did that really happen????? went outside, looked over the fence and saw the wooden spoon about 5 meters away and walked back inside pissing myself!
03:13 13/Jun
Oh yeah..
So i got home around 2:30am, get out of my car & start walking to the house. I then hear the creepiest growling & snarling coming from the swamp out back, sounded like the predator.
I pelt to the door only to find i don't have my freaking keys, start bangin on the window for someone too let me in..
farkin shat brix.
hahaha hows this! i'm house sitting my dads pad atm and its in a shit hole on the goldy called helensvale, anyway i came home the other night wasted at about 3-4 in the morning, and just as i was searching for the lights i thought i heard noise's coming from the backyard....
i went to the window and kept seeing 2 heads popping over the fence trying to suss the place out and cause it was dark inside they couldn't see me.... next thing you know i'm sneaking out the laundry door full of drunk courage and army crawling along the fence line with a wooden spoon in my hand to try and bash them with it!!! hahaha i almost took a knife but i figured if they get it off me i might get stabbed and i'd prefer to get spanked by a wooden spoon rather than cop a stabbing.
so i crawl up to where i last saw there heads and i can hear them whispering about how they thought they just heard something then one of them goes fuck it man i'm going over you pussy to his mate.... just as he jumps up and grabs the fence i see his head looking over and i jump up and drive the wooden spoon under his chin screaming aaaarrrrggghhh at the same time hahahaha he falls back onto his mate and as i'm trying to climb over the fence they are running away squealing like little girls, it was then i realised that they were only about 16-18 so i threw the spoon that went nowhere near them and went inside and passed out watching some black chick bouncing her arse on mtv...... woke up in the morning with peanut butter stuck in my mouth and my fingers still in the jar going did that really happen????? went outside, looked over the fence and saw the wooden spoon about 5 meters away and walked back inside pissing myself!
just got my pen licence suspended