WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
all our plans got fucked around for the night
she got shitty with me for a bit, coz i went and got hammered and then we didn't end up going into town coz my ID dissapeared off teh face of the earth
so i got no sex, got action, BUT NO SEX, ARGH!
Im so dissapointed now you are gunna have to explain to all your fans on here what happend hahaha.
dude, i've had the worst few days, like my b'day was good, but FUCK, i've lost my license, wallet, money, got a red light ticket, forgot to tdo uni work, havent eaten today, god i am in a shitty mood
Ill get you a present then.
Could be. Or it could be a fat lady stripper.
i wish jess was here i wanna talk to him.
i am out, catchya later
PEACE!
ohh you wont get to see my present...
*sees nobody around so strips down and whacks cock on all the ads in the thread*
*remembers watching gone in 60second where that guy sat on his hand for 20 minutes so it was numb then had a wank and calls it the stranger... then trys it*
*quickly leaves before anyone notices*
*looks around... gets back to it*
*secretly hopes someone will catch me in the act*
*does hand puppets in the window*