Phillip Island (Cowes Park)

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?


HUSBAND:
Definitely not!

WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:
Of course I do.

WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:
Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
- silence - -

HUSBAND:
Fuck!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

cq

Chilly?

LEO ROMERO http://www.youtube.com/watch=ewsxgBYrxckv
MATT ALLEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZbo-jq3w6k

AH fucken rain! I plugged in a lamp in my bedroom last night and it's sitting right near the bucket that I have to catch the rain that drips through the ceiling. Hopefully it hasn't shorted and caused a fire, and hopefully I don't get zapped tonight when I get home and unplug the fucken thing.

Yeah that will suck heaps. Good luck with that Adam.

Ohh and someone is making reference to your PENIS size in the $50 board thread...

Hey Dunnas.
Yeah it's got a switch on the lead which I reckon has a pretty good chance of ending up pretty wet if it rains enough out at home. Fucken I wish my flatmate would get his shit sorted so's the real estate could come and do their inspection and check out the roof so's they can fix the fucken thing.
"Oh yeah I'm gonna go see the real estate tomorrow...I'll mention the roof to them..."
Yeah that's what you said LAST YEAR!

I have a possible soulution: Wash you hair using heaps of shampoo, get a hair cut and then use your hair to make some sort of absorbent mop thingy. Next you must leave the hair everywhere that gets wet and in theory the house will be dry and smell nice.

Or not...

Yeah I dunno if that would really work.

In related news - the window at my desk has just started dripping. I'd call the fix it guy, but...*muttering and making a gun cocking motion*

Hahaha. I could swear that you had a problem similar to this last year. Something to do with your window. In dunnas news im going across the road and trying to barter for a DVD.

haha yeah my life's kinda like that...yeah the fucken fix it guy came and looked at my window a couple of times, and each time he just points at the top of the window and goes "yeah I think it's coming from up there".

Barter for a DVD?

I got only $10 off. Not bad i guess. It was Toy Machines, Good & Evil.

hello joe

choice!

Yeah its a good DVD. I've wanted it and Skate More for a while so i had to buy it. Ill come into wonni and skate that park tonight with whoevers around.

Good stuff, Borno's sussing out what the go is for this weekend! Heard of anything Dunna's?

Anyone want half of a rather large hamburger?






Oh well...
*bins it*

Dunnas has plans...he msged some year 10s to ask if he was aloud to come to their party hahaha

typical

Damos scared ill steel his women friends from him.

But I don't have any obese female friends?

LOL I told someone off kinda last night for not sending me an invite to a party tonight. They reckoned they sent me a sms about it, but I didn't get it. But now I really couldn't be fucked going hahaha. It's all dark and rainy over this way and I couldn't be fucked going into the city.

Nahh but you do have year 10s...