Dumb ass sayings

Me and bae talk about this alot. we are so f'd with all the slang words.

"Patriotism is shitcunts ready to fight shitcunts in order to protect shitcunts"

the word 'straya' fucking grinds my gears

i know right, its 'ostraya' for fuck sakes

turnt & turn up

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Wine times with this 10.

Catch ups are a must.

Actual.

Like: "this is actual the best thing ever, like, actual!"

Makes me twitch with silent fury every time.

That's gay

I got one more in me

when people say "lay the smackdown " or dumb bullshit about "Jabroni drive "

what I'm trying to say is at Summer Slam I'm gonna stomp a mud hole in the rock ass

and that's the bottom line cause stone cold said so!

I can't stand the term 'crushing it'.

Nailed it

...bitch

Whoop whoop!

Ppl who say 'this' to quote someone. Yanks who say 'i could care less' when they meant couldnt care less. Ppl who say 'boff' and similar homo erotic derivatives to give props to ppl.

Actually, ppl who say any saying that is trending / in fashion pretty much shit me.

Ppl who say "lol" shit me too even tho im one of them, its like keystroke autism, cant help it but always regret it.

"Goals"

"Squad on point"

"This just happened"

taxi

"I checked google" "I just googled it " " google said...." "did you see (insert name) Facebook status man?"
"netflix and chill" " bae" "i wanna kill myself" " i literally just died"