Matty Dillon Top 3's

ways to avoid the subway trip back to your shitty apartment in New York after the bar
1 max fish
2 max fish
3 the levee

places to party in Taree
1 mums joint
2 river bank
3 bushland tav

reasons to order "The Chef's Salad"
1 sounds good
2 cheap
3 being heaps ripped

rat dogs you've shagged?
1 perth rat
2 brazil rat
3 city rats

burnouts?
1 jeff
2 myself
3 powell

turnouts?
1 powell
2 myself
3 jeff

BS Noseblunt as seen on slams last contents page

black outs?
1 every
2 time
3 maggot

instagrams
1 @sparkessydney
2 @powellg
3 @tomsalvesen

cowards
1 @cowardsville
2 @cowardsville
3 @cowardsville

FS Crook bonk

dabbles
1 white
2 spade
3 bricks
beach breaks
1 dee why
2 saltwater point
3 curl curl

Wallie

Taree hangouts
1 skate park
2 mums joint
3 bushland tav

Toughest cunts from Taree
1 stevie d
2 cody p
3 myself

FS flip

Places to Visit
1 dee why rsl
2 taree
3 @cowardsville

worst things about having a broken leg
1 no skating
2 no work
3 no money

Matty & his lover Lewis sharing everything

best things about the Canberra trip
1 disco
2 dance show
3 ketamine

worst things about the Canberra trip
1 broken leg within the first few hours
2 didn't get to see jack dowden
3 the ketamine wore off

Awesome bs noseblunt pic. In highschool tom salveson tried to cut my long hair but cut my hand in the process, the deputy principal saw me in the sick bay and I started crying and then tom got suspended

lol^ Yeah matty get well bruv

good stuff