scooping ppo from my bum and forgetting it still has a bit of poo on my finger and wiping my eye
grinds my gears
people getting really angry at trolls
Dont they bug you too?
yeah, not as much as everyone getting so angry, it's a fucking forum.
marburg
19:32 02/Jan
you know what grinds my gears? living in a beach side suburb which means every fuckin christmas and new years you get inundated with faggot scum fuck tourists that cant drive for shit and make it a nightmare to travel, park or drink anywhere
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pretty much the same down here except they walk right in the middle of the road and despite the fact you will be clipping their ankles with your bumper they cant take a fucking hint.
19:32 02/Jan
you know what grinds my gears? living in a beach side suburb which means every fuckin christmas and new years you get inundated with faggot scum fuck tourists that cant drive for shit and make it a nightmare to travel, park or drink anywhere
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pretty much the same down here except they walk right in the middle of the road and despite the fact you will be clipping their ankles with your bumper they cant take a fucking hint.
bra hu care
oh and this guy^^^^
bra com skatpark il shto ya
treading on your own shoelace and eating shit
fuckwits at parties that want to fight everyone
when your trying to be super quite cause your home late and everything seems heaps loud no matter how hard you try
fuckwits at parties that want to fight everyone
when your trying to be super quite cause your home late and everything seems heaps loud no matter how hard you try
how sometimes youll wake up in the morning and get ready then look in the mirror and be like good lord im handsome, but then the next day you wake up and look at yourself again and it looks like someone did a burnout over you
Yes, yes and yes!
People who wear dickies and unit and bandanas etc,
And theyre myspaces all say that theyrw unique and shit. When theyrw obviously not. And how they think thay as soon as you get a pair of dickies on your a toughkunt.
And that TYTD TFTL shit
If you were too fast to live then you wouldnt have time to go on myspace and churn out overused acronyms
People who wear dickies and unit and bandanas etc,
And theyre myspaces all say that theyrw unique and shit. When theyrw obviously not. And how they think thay as soon as you get a pair of dickies on your a toughkunt.
And that TYTD TFTL shit
If you were too fast to live then you wouldnt have time to go on myspace and churn out overused acronyms
changing your display name for a good hour and then growing tired of it
turning on a porn and not realising the speakers are at super power and then having "FUCK MY TITS!" echo throughout the house
turning on a porn and not realising the speakers are at super power and then having "FUCK MY TITS!" echo throughout the house
when I forget to look like mick jagger and Ke$ha wont come get tiipssasfdisdifjidjfdij with me.
Biting into an egg shell in your breakfast.
turning on a porn and not realising the speakers are at super power and then having "FUCK MY TITS!" echo throughout the house
hahaha
hahaha
When you're looking for your cat for ages, go and ask your neighbour if they've seen him, start getting worried, leave food out for him and then come back inside to find him sleeping in a box where you've walked past him ten times calling his name.
And when you clean clothes and dump them on your bed go and get a clothes rack come back in and the cat is settled sleeping on your nice clean, cat hair free clothes.
And when you clean clothes and dump them on your bed go and get a clothes rack come back in and the cat is settled sleeping on your nice clean, cat hair free clothes.
Flap Jack
21:48 02/Jan
Volley warehouse adds on austar, are they fucking serious trying to sell an all in one suit?
Are you seriously that dumb?
Also when your trying to have a mazz and people keep walking past your room.
21:48 02/Jan
Volley warehouse adds on austar, are they fucking serious trying to sell an all in one suit?
Are you seriously that dumb?
Also when your trying to have a mazz and people keep walking past your room.
When you're tearing along a preforated line and you end up ripping the page. that makes me so mad.
faggot jock metro cunts with the hottest girls
people with southern cross tattoos while driving some fucking gay commodore with a unit sticker on the back windscreen wearing those gay arse oakley sunnies
people with southern cross tattoos while driving some fucking gay commodore with a unit sticker on the back windscreen wearing those gay arse oakley sunnies
when someone leaves 1cm of milk or whatever in the bottom of the carton.
E-art
21:23 03/Jan
when someone leaves 1cm of milk or whatever in the bottom of the carton.
fuck oath man
21:23 03/Jan
when someone leaves 1cm of milk or whatever in the bottom of the carton.
fuck oath man
when someone leaves 2L of milk in a 1L milk carton.
when there good food infront of you but you so full but you cram it down anyway and then squirt it out later
Sleeping on your arm after a big night so badly you cant feel a thing. So you open your eyes and touch this manly hand in your bed and feel nothing then jump up ready to kill someone only to realise...you're probably still drunk too.
