grinds my gears

Smoke in the eye when just woke up

-the guy in a wheelchair from turnbul AC's on the warriors game.
-any kind of injury whatsoever

when the neck elastic on your shirt goes bung

that last boss in gears of war

When you wash something your pretty keen to wear and you leave it in the washing machine and it gets that shit as 'you left me in here way too long' smell

When you do googz and you feel like your busting to go to the toilet so you go and you stand there for 15minutes holding your dick waiting for something to come out and nothing does so yoou walk off an 2 mins layer you feel like you need to piss again

I get the same thing but worse on shrooms, It's so hard to tell when you have stopped pissing. I get all unco at pissing when I'm tripping. But its fun. Once time i pissed on my face. Not really.

Indians pulling the 'race card'

When every single day you can get bud then when you run out noone has any

Toucan

11:57 04/Jan
-the guy in a wheelchair from turnbul AC's on the warriors game.
---------

hahahahaha

southern cross on japanese cars like silvia, pulsar, civic...etc, complete morons.

stubbing an already stubbed toe and the previous six posts

tuna casserole

that stupid tik tok song, so freaking annoying, i put up with so far but it just doesnt stop playing fml

when you need to poo and you rush home and then you scream into your house preety much rip the door of the wall sit down, and nothing happens for awhile

When you are driving checking out sprouters then you look ahead and lock it up and nearly hit the car in front. Fail.

Wankers in the unit below me playing eminem and all rapping together. Nothing like drunk australian men and women rapping eminem drunk

You know what really grinds my gears.... People who sook & whinge about shit all the time.

Sorry for the irony.

when you try and sneak out a nice silent fart and it ends up coming out like a fucking airhorn

You know what really grinds my gears.... People who sook & whinge about people that sook & whinge about shit all the time.

Not being able to fit in my bed because too many women.

^^ Haha! Yeah! As if mate!

Gagging on my god damn tooth brush!

well dont shove it down your throat!

Your supposed to dlean your teeth not your tonsils!

NotComplied did a grind on my gears

Mrs. Nesbet

11:13 05/Jan
NotComplied did a grind on my gears

I also did one one across your mothers face