grinds my gears

people raving about how hard zelda is.

but man, it's so hard!

k dawg.

seeing as were on the zelda theme.

them fucking hands that drop from the roof, grab you and scare the fuck out of you in the forest temple

having your accounts for shit hacked and now you have to ring some hotline to get it back

when someone is walking slow as fuck infront of you on a footpath and that awkward stage when you have to walk infront of them and try and gain more speed

Pessimists

people at hardcore concerts who think its fun to punch everyone on the edge of the circle and try to fight you when you hit them back.

Communists

when something major happens in the world and its the only thing on tv.

Eg. Michael Jackson. Fuck i got so pissed off after about a week of him dominating the media let alone months

Political correctness!

(PC)

Mac!

the first and last slice of bread in the loaf

making your morning weetbix only to go to the fridge and find that there is no milk

Same with coffee^

The first and last pieces of bread are the most putrid things on earth, They should cut them off at the breads birth like a foreskin.

When you have dinner then stay up real late and you're hungry by the time you go to bed.

i eat cheese at times like that, cheese is amazing late at night for some reason

when someone explains something to you and you dont get it then you say huh? n they say dont worry, then refuse to tell you

when you are typing a comeback to someone online and you make a typo and seeing as they have no comeback for what you said they exploit your typo

when people ring you up and want to do shit but your in no mood so you say no and they keep on keeping on until you have to pretend the reception died or just flat out have to tell them to piss off

When you use up all your Gb for the month and your internet gets slowed down to fucking half a KB a second.

when youre eating a subway and you bite into it and dont quite chew through a slice of tomato, so when you pull away it pulls half the contents of the sandwich out all over your lap

When I lived with a 30 yr old schizophrenic where one personality he talkeD like a 12 year old boy then suddenly got an English accent then all of a sudden his voice would go back to normal and apparently the cops were always breaking into our house because he thought shit had been moved when we weren't there or he wouldn't be able to sleep because everytime he closed his eyes He would see the devil so he would whack speed non stop and crank out horrible dance music all night

When your trying to get a photos and only your fill flash wants to fire.
Or when your trying to have sex with a girl and she says "normally I'd be allover you but I can't cause I'm friends with your ex....." I raged so hard when that happened.

when you take a sip of a carbonated beverage and you dont swallow it right and your throat gets fucked up by the carbonation.