grinds my gears

when you crack open a can of carbonated beverage and the fucker bursts its frothy payload all over you

When u fart and you dont think it will smell that bad. Then it smells so bad that even deep down inside you're not that proud.

when you go to sit on the toilet but u dont realise that the plastic thing is up and u almost fall in .

getting rick rolled certainly grinds my gears

when your care package rolls and kills you in cod

or getting caped before you can get it

When you get a chopper or a harrier and it doesn't kill anyoneo

:dez:

15:48 09/Jan
When you get a chopper or a harrier and it doesn't kill anyone

This.

when you neatly wrap your ipod speakers around you ipod so they dont get tengled then you put them in your pocket, then five minutes later you take out your ipod and have to untangle them again!

when you get a care package and its a pavelow and your about a milimeter away from getting it and you get killed. second later its *enemy pavelow inbound*

ps3's feeble attempt at car games.

not being able to save the game at the end of zelda so you are forever at the point of just before you fight the last boss. (last zelda themed gear grinder)

this just happened and it gives me the shits

whenever u take a dump and they make the meanest sound when they hit the water, like its a baby falling in or something, and u jump up to check out your monstrosity and its sunk underneath to the other side of the S trap

people who dont indicate/drive in the right lane when not overtaking.

Addo

19:14 11/Jan
this just happened and it gives me the shits

whenever u take a dump and they make the meanest sound when they hit the water, like its a baby falling in or something, and u jump up to check out your monstrosity and its sunk underneath to the other side of the S trap



theyre called ghost shits

^^^^^
Close but no dice. Correct term is "The Phantom log"

gettin rick rolled isnt to fun either

When someone starts to say something then stops mid sentence

got a pizza sub yesterday ...got home and discovered there was no salami on it.

how does that happen, you watch them make it.

oh pizza sub, carry on.

when people start up with the whole coke is better then pepsi and visa versa argument who the hell cares?

also the fact that when you trade in games you get like $5 for somthing that was once worth $80

People that push in front of you to get on the bus first and you're thinking I was waiting here like ten minutes before you.

Connex Cops

When you rock up at the skatepark only to find the faggot metros the night before have thrown bottles all over it.

People who drive round with poofta techno beats

Faggots who smash glass bus stops.

People who claim to be drug dealers and never have anything

Ciggie scabs

the biggest gear grinder for me is when any sort of technology breaks or doesnt do wat it should cause you no it should be doing better and your not smart enough to work out whats rong so it feels like its beat you, and the only thing you can do is swear and focus things that are expensive!

what?

I hate when my phone goes flat, especially when i can't be fucked charging it.