grinds my gears

a chick with a fit body but no face to speak of

when a spot is rendered usless due to nuggets, fountains etc

when your winning the shit out of cod and the host drops out

i usually wipe the toilet seat with toilet paper before i sit on it, then throw the paper into the bowl. not only does it keep your backside free from who knows what, but also makes for a silent, splash free poo.

i dunno i prefer to hear the splash just so i no everything is going to plan

I remember a post on here once saying that they thought the splash back was really gross at public toilets and the such, but if it happened at home they quite enjoyed the cool refreshing splash.

i can usually tell by feel. not to mention a nice glance at my creation before flushing

RE: grinds my gears

The Fish

23:31 21/Dec
a chick with a fit body but no face to speak of

when a spot is rendered usless due to nuggets, fountains etc

when your winning the shit out of cod and the host drops out



The chick with the body and no face to speak of is often referred to as the prawn.

Prawn - A female whose head is ugly and full of shit but the body is definetly edible.

I find the splash makes wiping that little bit easier.

im aware of the prawn, just spelling it out

Fair Game. Carry on

the fact that there is rarely any posts in usual threads past 9pm

-when someone saves over your pokemon game.
-when you are on a roadtrip and you run out of petrol within 15 minutes of your home and you have to wait for someone to come and give you money to fill up your car cause you are dirt poor.
-when you buy a vx from new zealand and it gets damaged in the post and then auspost be stingy cunts and don't reply to your insurence claim after you have sent 3 forms out.

that and lads with hot girlfriends.

-the redicerction to the sign in is bad
-also when randoms rock up to your local thinking they own the place
-shin bash
-biker scooter mayhem at your local
-angry dads at your local
-cute fat bitchs where you think to yourself 'damn if you were thinner'
-splash at a public toilet

too quickly add to the list
-METROS

when you keep dying in cod.

when you buy a board and it snaps 2 - 3 days later.

when you deodorant runs out the night you're going out with a purdy lady.

when your xbox red rings

when your ipod dies on a long bus trip home

when you download porn but because you didnt want a parent or sibling finding it you hide it, then when you go to watch it again you cant find it.

-downloading a heap of new music then your computer fucks up.
-computer fucks up so you're left on some shit one

getting little bits of toilet paper stuck to your dick

oh oh oh and taking a shit and then realising there is no toilet paper.

or when your wiping your ass and your finger rips though the paper

when rory eats your breadcat

power outages

When you wake up in the morning and can smell your own cock!

when riwaz turns up late

TNB

02:17 22/Dec
or when your wiping your ass and your finger rips though the paper

Ahhh the old AFP
Accidental Finger Penetration
Yeah you need to double up on those sheets brother or buy some 4 ply

my stupid payroll department fucking my pay every week..


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