grinds my gears

When you land a steezy hammer and you check the footage and it looks chat

when theres barley any sauce left and you squeeze the bottle and it splurts everywere

when you find out you got sloppy seconds at a party

scooter dads who bring there 4 year olds to the skatepark in what i think is an atepmt to end there lifes

getting chain mails containing the videos such as beached as, trent from punchy, leave britany alone etc

lady gagas penis

when you jar your finger catching a ball

when you put a cupcake in the microwave to defrost it and the microwave is set on high and your cupcake dissolves like a berroca

When you forget your pin number so you change it then you fucking remember it.

Trendies constantly playing skate

When you drop a massive fart in the elevator thinking it'll be sweet as fuck then the door opens only to reveal a beautful sprouter

When i'm holding my dick taking a piss in a club toilet and some v neck wearing fag on disco biccies wants to be my friend. Seriously. I'ld like to hold my dick by myself.

People who ride z-flex board and consider themselves old school

Z Flex Sydrnome - A syndrome developed when a certain indivudual has no balance or skill whatsoever and cannot perform an 'ollie' therefore resulting in cut off denim shorts, raybans and a belief in being 'old school'

Peeps not sticking to their word!

when you get chalkies in front of a car full of jocks or metro fucks and they have like 3 sprouters in the back and they laugh.

stepping in dog shit

claimers

people who try to post youtube clips on here but only result in the White Box Of Death... three times in a row

When you wake up and theres no FUCKING milk.

thank you brother

HAPPENED TO ME TODAY, AFTER I ALREADY FILL MY BOWL WITH WEETIES!!!!!!!!!

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

when you misjudge how much milk is left and you only half fill the bowl with milk and the bottom gets soggy and the top stays crunchy.

when you need to scratch your nose when your getting hair cut or at the dentist.

when your tuning a girl and your friends think it funny to run and jump on you or when you on the phone to parents and they start yelling pass the bong and you parents get sus and you tell em its a joke but they never really believe you.

when i watch a test match and someone asks who is winning...

AHAHAHA...YES ^

-Holes in socks
-Having ya stuff stolen

getting out of the shower only to realise ive forgotten to wash the soap out of my armpit hair...

people answering mobile phones while they are in a public toilet.

SERIOUSLY THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS, BLOW MY RAGE MIND EVERY TIME

or when your in a public toilet and the person next to you has some serious squirts and wont even do a curtosy cough to lighten the sound

when theres a single pube on the soap

when you have 1 fucking pigeon left in gta4 to find

when you put new wheels or board on at a spot or park and you relise your trucks are threaded

people in shopping centres who try to give you samples then when you say nah they look at you like you punched a fetus

When you're doing a poo in a public toilet and you're phone rings, and you don't know what to do.

When you arrange a big skate weekend and roll your ankle the day befroe said weekend and do ligament damage rendering you unskateable for 8weeks.

yeah whats with people in public toilets. I avoid shitting in publive toilets but i am forced to coz if where i work.
And how the fuck is it everytime u go to take a dump the coast is clear, u relax and get ready then some fucker busts in and jumps into the cubicle next to you?

Oh and posting in a thread thats like 30 posts long and then the next time you come back to it its hit 'lots>>' and you doint want to read everything.

re dislocating elbows.

07:35 22/Dec
When you wake up in the morning and can smell your own cock!

YES YES YES!

when you go into a public toilet and theres no seat so you go to the next cubicle and theres no lock and your forced to make the decission or the next toilet along has such a mess in it you want nothing to do with it