grinds my gears

abd, but munted myspace bitches

^^^^ yes or when you scroll down it it scrolls up instead and you like "fuck you cunt".

When some fuckhead looks at your tats an says
"you know that's gonna be there for the rest of your life?"


No. I was unaware.

comeback should be you no your going to have to look like THAT for the rest of your life whilst pointing at there face

When people say "You're heaps sunburnt" Like I almost forgot and needed to be reminded.

all the fucks at work who suddenly think they are comedians if you walk in carrying mcdonalds, a pizza or a skateboard..

that and the random families that wave to me from scenic railways

Going out for a duck in cricket.....and losing games of s.k.a.t.e to smartarse redheads

when you're not really sure if it's a fart or shit, so you just decide to sit there with the pressure.

When you got someone fitting your pants and all of a sudden you need to let one rip.

After a long day of skating, I go home and go to have a shower and I jump in thinking it's a nice cool temperature then the shower suddenly wakes the fuck up and it gets really hot scalding important body parts.

People who use the word 'über'.

when your typing on a laptop and your hand accidentally touches the touch pad thing and it clicks somewhere else on the screen but you keep typing like a dickhead

ticket/vending machines that wont except scrunched up notes cause there snobby fuckers

when you loose your phone and its on silent

boredom.

Ticket/Vending machines that dont accept the tiniest of creased notes
It's bent at like 1 degrees; just fucking eat the damn note

vending machines that dont accept more than 5 or 6 20 cent coins and your fucking thirsty/starving

when your dong bag breaks

Paying $1500 for a camera and the guy doesn't even register it when he sends it now its lost somewher and I can't get my money back!

when you are on msn and it comes up that the other person is typing so you wait to talk but then after a minute of this the message just goes away and they dont say anything

when peeps say "saaaaaa" instead of "so"

having jelly legs before going for a skate so everything feels real weird.

people still repping get a ps3 when it lost all meaning and humour about 8 months ago

blood blisters under ur toe nails

Pacific rift

when you make mi goreng and the flavour stays on the scissors so when you cut open a zooper dooper it tastes like mi goreng. Though Mi goreng and Zooper Doopers are the 2 best types of food they don't go well together.

when my mum thought it would be cool to put the vinigar in a water bottle for better chip seasoning purposes and then put it in the fridge i took it skating thinking it was cold water, skated for ages got very thirsty took a big drink and bam fuckin vinigar