grinds my gears

wil. d

01:45 29/Jan

when you make mi goreng and the flavour stays on the scissors so when you cut open a zooper dooper it tastes like mi goreng. Though Mi goreng and Zooper Doopers are the 2 best types of food they don't go well together.

holy fucken shit true

people who sing outloud to the song that is on there ipod and expect it to be hilarious

PIMPLES

the fact that my mum bought me batteries for my flashes and i borrowed my friends recievers so i can take my final photos for my studio art homework tonight but shes not home and she has the batteries and recievers and its like 10.30

Skating with a runny nose

when someone is crossing the lights before you and you wont be able to make that set, so you have to wait for ages for the lights to go green for you again.

olsars

computer crashing + having a crap computer
friend promising you a good computer but then he dogs you cuz hes lazy.

annoying people you have to put up with(though many would say that about me)

trying to catch legendary pokemon but theyre gay and dont want to be caught so it takes forever to get it.

writing all this crap down then no one reading it.

if it makes you feel better, Noobslayer. I read it.

the douchebag/normal people ratio at my school is about 2:3, possibly even worse. that grinds my gears

So you outnumber the douches? Nice.

the last 5/6 of E-arts posts

when you open a can of drink in public, go to have a sip then find it running down your chin, neck and onto your t-shirt.

when you land a trick but you're unsatisfied with it, so you try it again to get it better but that results in a bad injury.

maybe abd but constantly getting shinbash in the same spot over and over.

when you play s.k.a.t.e against someone and you do a trick which involves a 180, and you do the tiniest fraction under a full 180 degree spin and they demand a rebate.

the left and right arrow key doesnt work anymore on my laptop.

RAGE

thx invisible man i should put that under makes me happy, when people notice what i say.

when you play games of skate on skate 2 online and you try to keep it realistic but people are doing 540 bigflips

droping a turd after eating spicy foods and feeling like charizard is flamthrowering out your ring

travel boners and morning boners

My local video store closed down.

Rage.

I always get boners in the dentist's waiting room, that grinds my gears

on page 35 i meant 3:2 haha

if i get up early then i skip the morning boner...but it comes back at me at 7:15 when my old man is driving me to work. awkward as fuck but luckily it is easy to do the belt tuck in hard yakkas

how for some reason when you wake up early and you know you cant sleep in like you have to go to school or sumtin and you feel really comfy but on weekends or holidays you cant settle if you wake up early

the ol' belt tuck

- When you spark up a durry and people say to you
"You know those things will kill you"

-When perfectly clean DVDs won't play, or skip.

-When people press the button to open the door of the train right after watching you press it and its lit up and everything.

-When people put back empty cereal boxes in the pantry. e.g my sister. (fatty)

-Half caste cunts that claim to be boong and hate on whiteys.

-Asking someone you always shout ciggies to lash you only for them to say something stingy like "I've only got like 5 left.

GETTING FUCKING LANEFUCKED!
Lanefucked: When you are in the right lane and the left one has to merge into yours so cunts sneak up the left lane and push in up ahead, fucking your lane. Also known as laneraped.

Also my brother using all of our internet on world of warcraft and anime porn

When people press the elevator or road crossing buttons despite seeing you do it moments before

and having to crop my photos when i enlarge them before printing

the internet grinds my gears