grinds my gears

My wife does



So, I don't let her drive anymore!




boom tish!

before i had a job i had little to no hate

now i hate most things

-my shit car
-chalkies
-dandenong in genral
-people that don't say hi back
-hipsters, metros, muzza, and anyone who thinks they are cool
-when you are trying to skate and some 15 year old burns you every trick
-no money
-the day after i drink i always get the dt's, and i need my hands to be still for work
-knowing i am a dumb cunt
-being the only kid that has to work while everyone is on there summer breaks
-the people at clubs
-people at indie gigs
-serious kids in mosh pits
-not fucking anyone
-getting pwned on cod

soooooo much more stuff but i can't be fucked writing it

-twilight
-no notifications on facebook for the whole day
-boring status, whinging girls status on facebook
-when white teen girls only want black boyfriend cuz they're "better" in bed
-no indicator/late indicator
-slow/shit/dumb drivers
-Tekken 6 online player being cheap by doing the same combo
-on the way to the skatepark, then it rained like a motherfucker
-when im broke.....and hungry
-when u entered ur room, its so dark, u switched on the light and the lightbulb was dead
-going out on a date then manager called u for work
-not able to land a trick where uve done it heaps
-when u have absolutely nothing to do on internet even though u have millions of site to go to
-when my brand new washed jean end up being stinky in the next day
-MSN not signing in
-when ur room is messy
-no socks to wear when ur going out


i probably grind ur gear for reading this

oh and when u want a quick masturbate, it takes forever to cum

^and/or you hear your family car pull into the driveway or the door open.

heel bruises.
people with good camera setups that cannot film for shit.
super skinny chicks.
chicks who think having a tan makes them hotter.
ashing a ciggy only to find its landed on you or your board.
spitting and it flys back onto you or onto your board.

arrogant, up themself people who dont wanna know you if you arent as good at skating as them.
fluro griptape.
people who buy stickers.
leaving your board somewhere and when you come back its knobbed.
planning a big skate somewhere with all your crew and you have a ridiculous headache all day.
being asked r u sp0nN0 BroO?
lebos with hot aussie girlfriends.
aussie pride or southern cross tattoos.
fluro boardshorts.
studded belts.
people who think they are the fucking shit just because they skate the city.

when the bowls empty

dont know if its abd, but the 5 or 10 dollar limit on eftpos at milkbars and stuff. i always end up grabbing so much extra food that i throw away anyway

when your listening to a heaps fast song and your in the mood for that kind of genre then a slow song comes on after on itunes....

adding chicks you think are hot on myspace but turn out to be hella ugly. and then they ask who you are and try to talk to you....

when the little kids at the skatepark somehow get your msn and think they are your bestfriend (there young and learning no worries there but they can be annoying as all fuck)

when cockholder maccas workers wont let you get away with being 5cents short

people who take photos of there abbs and then put them on myspace

Being sick and mum gets the wrong flavour cough medicine.

Having to serve dickhead mums at work.
No.. Infact.. Pretty much everyone.

Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.

southern cross tatoos/ window stickers

chicks with wack lower back tattoos

People with band t-shirts who clearly don't even know the band

when you bail your board away then land back on it and eat a mean shit

pretty much everything about the town i live in (mackay)

owwwww mackay

those 'cheer up emo kid' shirts

no land photo claimers

emo kids
disco biccie sluts with heels
chemcally enhanced jock/metro bouncers
when a sprouter you take home magically isnt a sprouter in the morning

when a fucken power adapter is big and bulky and it means you cant fucken plug anything next to it fuck you@@@@@@!!!!

The Fish

21:32 22/Dec
when you bail your board away then land back on it and eat a mean shit

and chicks that are megga pop culture and think they are cool by saying "whatever" and such