grinds my gears

when there's bugs crawling on your computer screen that keep coming back just to feel MY WRATH

...and then when you have to clean bug guts off your screen

nah my girlfriend does that














































not having a girlfriend

when the girl you fell in love with decides she doesnt feel the same way anymore. and now she might have decided shes changed her mind and you dont know if you wanna get involved with her again.












happened to a friend of mine

i need some gangies

when you were a kid and thinking you were next to your mum and you grab a randomly lady and yell mum then realise its not her.

mosquitos flying past your ear in bed.

parents not knowing how to use the computer and you explaining it to them countless times.

this whole page applys too me



fuck.

letting go of the shopping trolley and it hits your parents car

brushing your teeth and stabbing yourself in the gum

when your shoelace snaps at the top where the bow is tied, fuck that i would rather have all the above mention relationship problems then have that

Stookie

21:40 26/Apr

sausage fest parties


Too many dicks on the dancefloor.

oh my shit fucking ads are really starting to kill me.
they play the same ads over and over and over, i know that nurofen works. i know that i should get fucking insurance. i now know that turning 16 halfs your chance of surviving cancer! oh and the national relay service! murph and i are great friends now that i see him 329842498 times a day. im gonna throw my tv out the window. AYE! ever done a tail drop guys....

can relate to all of those relationship problems.

i think most of you would agree that the best thing to do is just to bail on that shit straight away and never go back.

also when you play a dvd over night and fall asleep with it on. then early in the morning when you just want to sleep, the theme song on the menu is continuously playing but you really can't be fucked getting up to turn it off. then when you do turn it off and you get back into bed, you're just not as comfortable as you were and don't even end up getting back to sleep.

Knuckles.

23:29 01/May

also when you play a dvd over night and fall asleep with it on. then early in the morning when you just want to sleep, the theme song on the menu is continuously playing but you really can't be fucked getting up to turn it off. then when you do turn it off and you get back into bed, you're just not as comfortable as you were and don't even end up getting back to sleep.




OR when your all comfortable in bed and the movie ends but you cant be fucked to move so the menu music plays over and over and you cant get to sleep. so you go and turn it off, then decide you need to pee, then get a drink. and dont go back to bed for like 10 minutes and gets heaps cold.

Stubbing your toes on the corner of things.

Losing my iPod.
Leaving a job for a new job which isn't that great.

Not knowing where life is going.
Working weekends.
No more skating.
No money.
When my iphone dies at work.

Walk down the street, have a car pull up next to you, have the sprout driving recognize you from uni and start talking to you, get home 10 minutes later and find out shes already added you on facebook, accept....and find out she has a boyfriend.

Just happened then.

when your gf goes to a party and shit metros dance with her and say "Everyone this is my girlfriend"

working out "who is phone"

shinners

The Invisible Man

14:51 02/May

when your gf goes to a party and shit metros dance with her and say "Everyone this is my girlfriend"

Icing and cleaning your knuckles after this happens.

Maybe you shouldnt have thrown your mouse and punched your monitor then

Curtis.E.Bear

12:14 02/May
Walk down the street, have a car pull up next to you, have the sprout driving recognize you from uni and start talking to you, get home 10 minutes later and find out shes already added you on facebook, accept....and find out she has a boyfriend.

Just happened then.




have that problem now. except this mint chick calls and texts me heaps and we even hang out, watchin movies together on the couch and shit. she treats me like her boyfriend but she already has a boyfriend who she always complains about but wont break up with him.

i told her to fuck off but she still wont leave me alone

have you tried beating her?

The Fish

16:54 02/May
have you tried beating her?



not yet... i'll give it a go

update: just got a druken abusive message from her saying she doesnt want to speak to me again, i think im free