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sure cunt. as if. stop lying dickhead. stephanie gilmore , tyler right , sally fitzgibons and kelly slater,mick fanning and parko all know who i am. and they all call me a madass wicked famous sponsored skater

dickhead. i am not more famous worldwide than beiber or one direction. but i contend with beiber in fame stakes bcause my fame is unique. i am a famous celebrity on the world surf tour- all the top pro surfers know me. nearly all the skaters and alot of surfers/snowboarders all over melbourne and australia know who i am. i am the equal most famous skater and the outright most skateracer in aus and melb. and i am the best skater and equal most famous person on the mornington pen. and the equal most famous person with slater,fanning in bellsbeachtorquay. im not as worldwide famous as beiber but i am worldwide famous due to the fact that i am a celebrity on the world surf tour. i contend with beiber and one direction in the fames stakes. they have all the teeny girls and jedi has all the top pro surfer girls on the world tour , and alot of bells beach girls , and i used to have nearly all the morn pen girls bfore heaps of them bitches turned on me. dumn bitches

why the fuck wont it embed, endor? why? i just want to share the same pashiooooonnnnnsssssszzzaaaa.

lakyn u can join this worldwide higher stakes game if u want. it aint mickey mouse shit thou lakyn. when jedi tells the whole of torquay that hosoi is better than slater and that jedi himself can beat kelly- then jedi better prove that shit lakyn. ny lightsaber hoodtrick nightslide and my impending race to the beach at bells kept kelly in check in 2011 and 2012. and then in 2013 my tv appearances on ten news and seven news blew kelly away and the whole of torquay backed jedi against kelly. there were a few recent problems between jedi and torquay but jedi has decided to let it ride and keep the ball rolling. as i said it aint mickey mouse shit lakyn. that day we were a both at torquay in easter last year was part of the puzzle. i had to land the slide at torquay in the demo and then make the new youtube demonstrating that my nightslide hoodtrick beats slaters 360, or else kelly would get me, and get me bad he would, he would indeed.

lakyn u could learn alot about being famous from my career lakyn. iv been famous for 4 yrs- ive gone from being a normal internet celebrity into a big internet celibrity and then made it on tv and bcame a tv celebrity and the famous inventor of train racing in melbourne. and lakyn ive escaped a jealosy attack where i couldv been killed. and ive invented 2 other forms of skateracing - beachpath and cliffpath racing and ive invented train jousting. which r 2 ways of making it on tv. i have other valuable information lakyn. althou i admit laky u could probs teach me a few tricks of ur own about being famous

u probs think that those pro surfer millionare girls think me having a several thousand dollars is basicaly broke compared to them, even thou my mother is wealthy. but those pro surfer girls give a fuck less about my financial status when they know that 1. i have real magic powers and 2. i am that good at skating that i am a jedi at skating and 3. they know that i am famous on internet and tv and that my mother was a politcian on tv

skating with a plastic kids toy light sabre and wearing some huge stupid lookin goggles on your head seems like mickey mouse shit to me

dickhead. y was called a kelly callf a jedi for 12 yrs. its alright mnc u dont have to call me a jedi if u want cause i dont care bcause steph gilmore and sally fitzgibons stil call me.......the jedi .......:)

the only thing this thread has done for you jedi is make the skateboard community dislike you.
Before you talked shit for 94 pages people didn't hate you.
revealing your true colours has really worked against you on this one.
you might get 14 year old girls at the train station come up to you and say "cool light stick" but these forums are for the skateboard community So please take your big headed, ego bullshit to Myspace or mIRC or some place were your antics are valued, cos you can't possibly be so dimwitted you can't see that everyone here has had enough.
you are the Jersey Shore of my life.
i can't help but watch but feel so ashamed when i do.

i feel like back when i was 20 hustling at riverside when it first opened. i had my hustler wad. i had my rolex. rakin the betcash . i had the biggest air and the best trick at riverside - both in the same move over the fence. hustlin. after i broke my board doing the onefont 180 air over the fence in 2003 and the crowd cheered and i won the big air contest- mapstone awarded me with a photo shoot oppurtunity but i declind bcause i didnt want to do the jump twice in a day infront of the massive crowd. and a few weeks later at the globe world cup the 2000 people from the riverside comp filed in with the 10000 in the stadium. and when jedi stepped on the court for a few min a few thousand people rekognised jedi on the skatepark. i hustled about 12 people into the globe world cup that day throu my old secret entrance to rod laver- 20 bucks a head or 3 for 50. i hustled people secretly in to rod laver all the time. id already gone throu the hustlin stolen myer stuff stage at 18- 400dollar mooks and nike jackets, 200 portable stereos, and 120 dollar skateboards and a few little cameras and mp3 players. i know most girls go throu a stage where they steal from myer. i went throu that stage at 18 too girls

so please, wake up and smell the bong water.

you're done.

redhot

silky get ur own thread bfore u spin shit. shut up idiot

im rubber and you're glue

your brain must be fried into little crunchy flakes.

whatever bullshit artists . onto the next topic- if there was a big comp like globe world cup at rod laver this yr then the whole crowd would know who jedi is - not just 2000people like in 2003. in those old days of 2003 jedi had a part time job at a cafe and i was on tv and started the worldwide olympic torch obstruct trend and jedi was the best skater at riverside and i hustled betcash with my fence jump, i husled people into rod laver throu a secret way, and i took stuff from myer and sold it, and my mother bcame politician and was on tv the first time around that time also

back in 2003 when there was a massive crowd at riverside- half the crowd would yell out- 'torch stealer air the fence'. and now its ten years later and i am the mtv jedi- faithfull retainer of his leader- the old shogun of the world of skateboarding christian hosoi. but i dont take shit from hosoi like tony hawk did in the 80s and 90s. but i stil folow hosois lead

remember people hosoi didnt skate with a helmet on those big ramps back in the 80s and 90s. gruesome death and crushing blood. the 80s where up there with the freshest of all time

il tell u another reason y jedi is liked by nearly all the top pro surfer girls is bcause none of them can beat jedi at boardriding. them on a surfboard vs jedi on a skateboard. none of the pro surfer girls can even big air for fucks sake. they never do in the comps- they just do cut backs, fin wafts and floaters and below the lip 360s. jedis done more airial tricks in his career than the whole womens world surf tour put together. and the pro surfer girls sure know it too. jedi admits that he blieves that there is not one surfergirl or skatergirl or snowboardergirl in the whole world that can beat jedi at boardriding. not one. however i admit a proper female ninja could learn to skate as good or close to as good as jedi. a proper female ninja could. thats what i tell the pro surfer girls 'y cant u go as fast as slater or fanning, u go slow compared to them in comps . except when u ride big waves ' theyr response ' we cant- kelly and fanning have powerfuler builds and girls arent that strong' so i give them shit straight back and say ' a proper female ninja could learn how to surf that fast and learn how to air big. u girls r full of shit about the diference btween female and male physique being the reason y u cant surf as fast in comps and the reason y u cant air big- a female ninja could learn' i told alot of them that a year or two via my opinion being circulated throuout torquays population and word getting back to the pro surfer girls in rip curl pro's 2012 and 2013

nah cant say i have. does she hang around ur campfires. is that where u got the picture from. my kind of chick is mara jade - even thou she is a fictional jedi - not a real one like mtvjedi, jamiroquai or shutdowns unknown jedi from episode 2 but now that i am on tv i think i have shtdown7 unknown jedi beat but he stil a jedi

not just a female martial arts expert girls. girls a poper female ninja. a proper female ninja

checking this thread is like picking a scab.i know i shouldn't as it's a dreadful habit but i continually do as if i derive some perverse satisfaction from the pain it brings.

r saying that its addictive man?

for the record after lakyn ditched aus day comp- jedi pulled ......''one of the biggest shifties ever'' ....on lakyn...,by going on tv. that shifty was up there with obstructing the olympic relay in 2000 and starting the world wide torch obstructing trend for the next 12yrs. that shifty was also up there with tony mokbel escaping to greece in the middle of his court case a few years. after my all time shifty on lakyn - lakyn tried to pull a shifty back on me with the moomba girls at the moomba comp. jedi thout lakyn was sneaky but jedi paid him back with mick fanning and parko at bells beach and also paid him back with jediz apearance at deathwish video premiere