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i can convince nearly any girl aged 16 to 28 that the famous lakyn doesnt have me beat. i sit the girl down at a laptop and show her my channel ten youtube clip, then i show her my train racer xxl series, tell her i am sponsored. show her my skateboard.com.au front page articles and forum threads, explain to her the old days in 2003 when my mother was a politician on tv and i started the olympic torch obstruction trend on tv and i was the best skater at riverside, xplain to her that i am the equal most famous skater and the outright most famous skateracer in australia and melbourne. explain to her that i am the best skater on the morn pen and that myself and my mother r the equal most famous people on the morn pen. and xplain that i am equal as famous as kelly slater and mick fanning in bellsbeach torquay and that i am a celebrity on the world surf tour- slater, fanning , parko and stephanie gilmore and sally fitzgibons all know me and think that i am a mad skater. then xplain to her about hosoi and his battle with tony hawk in the 80s and 90s. after xplaining all this to a girl- she'l think that u r famous like ryan sheckler xcept that u dont have a big sponsor that pays u to skate like sheckler does

"jedi admits that he blieves that there is not one surfergirl or skatergirl or snowboardergirl in the whole world that can beat jedi at boardriding. not one."

they actually land tricks

you dont

haha jedi cant skate

its a drag having to listen to u clowns. stephanie gilmore considers me to b a mad skater. but silky u claim that i dont land tricks. thats a fair contradiction right there people

new news on 3 fronts people - a new way to get on tv. but first people ......hosoi placed 3rd in the vans poolskate masters. and cabalero was 2nd and chris miller was 1st. and word from the rio de jainero pro is that kelly looks like winning unless a brazilian surfer wins again - this time at their home break. and the big news- channel ten have contacted jedi and asked jedi 'if there r any new developments in the train racing story?' i answered ' yes the new development is - bfore the tv article- train racing was a new trend in melbourne- but after the tv article - train racing has bcome a big new trend in melbourne and even around the skating community around australia. i have personaly heard of a few people train racing since it was on the news'. then they told me ' if u can secure any film of other people train racing, then well do a follow up story and air the new trainracing youtubes' so a word up people- if u have filmed urself train racing then just upload ur youtube clip to this thread. jedi will scrutinise the clips- and if theyr crazy enough- then jedi will assemble them into a follow up story for channel ten and ul probably see urself on the 5pm news trainracing in the next few weeks. dont b fooled people- this is a very possible way of getting urself on prime time tv for train racing. make no mistake

The last thing the skateboard community needs is a rude, delusional, thieving, drug fucked, stinky, pedo creeping, welfare cheat who can't land ANY tricks beyond kickturns further denigrating skateboarding.

Answer each point dickhead without rambling on about anyone else. If another one of your "train racing" things gets on the news I will personally dob you into centerlink you delusional stain.

Sure you have a full blown mental illness but it is self inflictited from your drug abuse. I was honest in trying to help initially but now I just think you need to fuck off.

and stephanie gilmore is the authority on skateboarding why??
you cant land tricks man we've seen your clips and they suck

sounds u hecklers r thinking with ur dicks not ur brains- bcause u have sex and jedi doesnt. for instance jedi uses his brain to do something realy cool like put fellow trainracing particapants on live tv. and u hecklers thinking with ur dicks come along spinning u idiotic harasment male ego shit and try ruin something cool that jedi is trying to do like get fellow train racers on tv.. jedi trys to do something cool and along come the idiots..,again? people this is a real way of getting on tv. dont listen to insomnia, mrlarson and the other idiots - bcause theyr full of shit. theyr full of shit- bcause theyv never been on tv like lakyn and mtv jedi. like cuntm8 said earlier in this thread- xcuse my french but fuck the haters. people this is a real way of getting on tv

its as simple as this people- upload ur train racing clips on this thread- and if theyr crazy enough- then jedi can most likely get u on the 5pm news- most likely- and xcuse my french but fuck the haters

and listen male egos thinking with ur dicks and harasming me- its half way throu the year and iv had sex twice. last yr i had sex about 7 times and the year bfore i had sex once and the year bfore that i had sex once, and for 2 yrs bfore that i had sex once. and i was famous the whole time. listen up male ego thinkin with ur dicks- i couldnt give a fuck about not havin bcause i am now the equal most famous skater in aus. and i dont have a mind consumed about sex like male egos- rather my mind is consumf with ways of getting on tv and ways of beating sex god kellyslater- both things i that i have already accomplished. fuck off u stupid male egos thinking with ur dicks. girls those males need need need sex. i dont -rather i need need need to get on tv and need need to beat kelly slater. spot the difference girls

proof that u heckles jurt think with ur dicks and i use my brain- is - i got on tv bfore any of u slappers. bfore any of u hecklin slappers

slappers jediz not chasing pussy today or tomorow or the next day. instead im chasing more fame today and tomorow or the next day . im not chasing ass im chasing the racetrack finish line on my skateboard and shit like that. u hecklin male ego slappers

i reckon u hecklers dont even care about this thread or the material inside it. i just reckon u just care about getting ur dicks sucked every night. hosoi would have a field day with all of u hecklers- bcause ur too busy geting ur dick sucked to beat hosois efforts on film back in the 80s/90s in terms of skateboarding. in hosois eyes jedi doesnt have that particular problem/handicap

put this way hecklers and ur sore dicks- if jedi had of had a gfriend in 2011/12 then a few months into our relationship my gfriend would of bcome the equal most famous person in morn pen and bells torquay. thats not bad for sucking my dick instead of urs hecklers- isnt it? but iam too busy getting on tv and beating slater and lakyn to have relationships. guess thats just a shame isnt it?..........not .......so not

all u hecklers r doing is giveing me shit inbetween moments whils ur brains r constanly thinking about dick sucks

hecklers il tell u some things the top world tour surfer girls know about jedi- iam sponsored by trigger, i am famous in bells torquay, morn pen, melbourne, australia and famous on the world tour, they know iam a mad skater, they know iam 30, they call me the jedi, they know my mother was a politician and on tv, they know about my famous parties and my famous party house, they know my house in torquay, they know that i hardly ever have sex- hardly ever, theyv watched all my youtubes, they call me a hot skater guy. and they tell kelly slater that hes got no chance against jedi and christian hosoi. hecklers thats a male fantasy if i ever heard of one. u should try it sometime instead of the same old dick suck every night that u hecklers r used to

listen up girls. jedi doesnt need sex. what jedi needs is for lots and lots of people in the 200teems to remember christian hosoi from the 80s/90s. more and more people need to remember christian. this furthers jedis cause of promoting the magic involved in smoking cannabis and at the same time skating as good as christian. that is when ul learn real magic powers

10 posts back to back....You are crazy man

check this one out then- anyone who uploads a clip of urself train racing on this- stands a fair chance of being on the 5pm news in the next few weeks.

Hello Nick/Jedi,
This thread has been brought to my attention for the wrong reasons.
Your passion for skateboarding seems to bring many positive things into your life yet a lot of negative too, its not about fame its about having fun and it looks you have lost your way when it comes to that.
I cannot support the use of narcotics and have to disagree it posses any thing but 'skate powers/magic'
It is a world of pain.
Your fellow posters may respond viciously and inappropriately towards you but i have to agree with them. (seeking help)
I wish you the best for any future rehabilitations my friend. don't forget there is always someone there for you.
Godspeed.Godbless
- C

This is getting juicy

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16:56 13/May/13
This is getting juicy

well done Mr Hosoi.

Can we make a poll and see if Jedi can stay or be banned?