Shit I hate

Yeah creature. Feeling your pain. I also don't like customers ordering a drink after I served all of what they want

do what you gotta do

"But I'm driving a car! I'm 18..."

You can probably do without killing your brain cells for one night if you're under 25 and think you won't need an ID at a liquor store

Good think I don't drink then. You can get asked for i.d. Places besides a liquor store..

-cunts that will go to any means necessary to get a seat on the train in the morning. just wanna stand with my cock in their face
-junkie cunts that think the world is against them and they are in the right. no, everyone isnt power hungry and against you.
-not wanting to eat the sandwich your mum made you in primary school and forgetting to chuck it in the bin on the way to school so many times that your whole bag smells like shit and you just gotta dump it
-homeless people asking me for a dollar to buy a coffee from 7-11, no matter how many times you ask me, youre not getting my fucking dollar
-drunk cunts who make a scene of you skating and ask you to "skate the rail" no. fuck you.
-that "somebody i used to know" song. i could pull a better song out of my ass
-any ford/holden
-sluts that complain about feminist rights.
-dikes
-dikes that think they run the place
-dikes that dont shave their armpits
-eyebrow piercings
-bennet grinds
-dylan ryder faggots
-rain
-myki
-school

-those youtube comments that say shit like "if tupac and biggie were still alive lil wayne would be working at mcdonalds" as if they were the only good rappers in history
-chicks with really short hair
-the skaters that skate with sponsored skaters and think they are the siqest kunts
-people that are happy all the time. what the fuck are you so happy about
-the word "kook"

i wanna fucken kiss you after those two posts

no homo

oh and another thing
-when someone on the tram asks someone how to get to a certain place and all of a sudden every cunt in the relative area of where the question was asked has to all put in their advice on how to get there and what tram you have to get like its a fuckin community or a group discussion or some shit
-when every cunt except me is discussing how to get there and im sitting there in silence feeling like a weird cunt

-chicks with really short hair

Woah woah woah woah
Now I like a long set of hair as much as the next guy, but let's not say things we can't take back

-Reign Supreme

not a fan

tulbot

People who post pics on Facebook / Instagram throwing up weird hand signs with the caption "I'm gangsta". No you're not. You're a pussy. And if you were ever in a shady area you'd probably complain about the state of living.
And Reese Mastin(?) Cunts got some money now. Get your teeth fixed fool.

I still <3 you Miley

when shit cunts go down on zombies and rather than wait a couple minutes till the next round just exit...9/10 its the host too




















yes i said it.. goes down on zombies

Selfie attention whores.

Fucking hairdressers, they manage to fail at their sole purpose of cutting and styling hair... how fucking hard can it possibly be

Yeah man hair dressers are pretty fucked up. They also fail at conversation. 'I went out last night and got so wasted. I pretty much shouldn't be at work right now'
So you think it's ok to be using scissors close to my fuckin ears??

Stupid scooter cunts who think its cool to spray paint direction arrows on skateparks

speak for yourself imgne I, for one find them quite informative. how else am i going to know which way too approach the transfer bro?

and yes to that hairdressers remark. that carl barron quote about them is so funny and so true. No matter how bad a job they do, you just look at your fucked up haircut and say "looks great thanks"

All good if they put said arrow's in the right spot Cuntm8, but the ones I usually see are transfers to grass/flat

Also, above picture is too good!

hitting the teabag's string whilst pouring a cuppa, resulting in the whole string and tag going in in the cup

when people say "reverse racism".
its still just racism.