Shit I hate

Creature.

04:39 19/Aug/12
when people come up to the bar and you ask what they would like then they proceed to take 5 minutes to order and order something as simple as a pint , make your fucking mind up before you get there or at least have an idea!

Fucken oath, eh. Also, bitches that order cocktails. Standing there, keen as for a pint and gotta wait fucken ages cause some stupid fuckhead wants to pretend she's that rat monkey faced cunt on Sex and The City.

fuckin 2 year olds on scooters and their parents!

People who use "haters" as an excuse to justify their reasons for being shit

fucking yes!
people dont hate you because they are jealous and want to keep you down they would just not suffer the second hand embarrassment that comes from seeing you.

on the same topic: every shit cunt rapper with girls dancing in their video. nobody believes you actually get girls so give up. if someone like savage ever told a girl to "get her ass on the floor" he would probably be told "fuck off ya fat cunt"

indoor basketball courts being booked out from 7am to 10pm by people playing soccer

cuntm8noworries
18:38 30/Aug/12
hitting the teabag's string whilst pouring a cuppa, resulting in the whole string and tag going in in the cup

Motherfucking this x1000.

^ fuck yes comic book guy.
My number one first world problems.

I love my morning cup of tea and that fucks my day.

the human condition

working behind a bar makes you hate people so much. it's got its upsides though

tip for the tea drinkers out there, wrap the tea bag string around the handle of the cup and never again face the embarrassment of 3rd degree burns while trying to fish out that fucking string.

you could just drink coffee

old people fumbling around in their purse/wallet/pocket/whatever trying to find the most efficient coins to pay for something to ensure they receive minimal coins in the change. your fingers don't even work, just fucking die already.

When people say "what the actual fuck"

the majority of the things that I do.

and just about everyone

my fingers not working as I fumble thru my change trying to find the correct one to block Deathmoths windpipe with...

Internet being capped for a goddamn week, oh glorious days my friends

having to go on the berrics to see weekendtage stuff

everything

people that use the word "ain't"

Yeah that aint cool

Ain't that a damn shame.

I wish I could behead this cunt with the bluntest side of my cock.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

- People who use the words "cray", "totes", "amazeballs" and "jelly".
- Soap pubes. Shit grosses me out. Always use liquid soap kids.
- Post it notes. Everytime I look at those fuckers, I think about the dude who made zillions from such an easy invention.
- Pissing in my wetsuit. I hate doing it, but sometimes it's gotta happen.
- someone else pissing in my wetsuit.

Chucking up in the ocean on a boogie board
It was so bad

The plastic fuckin straws on the side of the juice boxes/poppers etc. Half the time the glue holding them to the box is stuck to the actual straw, them shits bend when you try and get them off making them useless as shit, or the plastic they're wrapped in is tougher than your average condom - which in turn makes shit impossible to get into.
Fuckin tetra packs..