Shit I hate

People who wear freshjive t shirts and those rancid elastic chinos that idolise musicians solely because they have killed themselves or had a heroin overdose, since when did metro fucks care about kurt cobain, and why is there sluts on my train reading scar tissue on their way to the city to do nightclub promotion? I just dont get it. Also i saw some swag fag in purple vans and elastic chinos (as stated above) accompanying his ymcmb snapback with a black flag t shirt, this caused me to vomit all over myself

no fashion trend gives me the shits more than cunts wearing band t shirts, especially black flag ones. cant the cunts keep it to guns n roses and led zeppelin?

^^
guns and roses and kiss*

only two bands that count

Add the ramones to that list.

But it's much cooler to wear a 'New kids on the block' tee

Cheer up emo kid lol

what im hating at the moment is that in the northern suburbs Brunswick/Coburg blah blah is that huge fucking apartments are going up on every corner with shitty fuckin chain food stores on the ground level.
Example a aparment block goes up on sydney road with a Dominos on the ground floor right next to a Lebanese pizza shop that has been there for 20 years. Fuck the fat cats.
And not to mention there is traffic 24/7 and packed trams filled with hipster faggots.
These places dont have the structure to hold that amount of people and cars! Not to mention so many shop fronts are still for lease.
If your an eshay and carry a marker make sure whenever u go past one, write "fuck off yuppy scum" on something .
keep the hate rollin.
Silky out.

i also hate celery. shits too crunchy with no taste

^coat that shit with peanut butter. All time.

Just like you do in the Coops dunnies Geebz?

NCIS LA, seriously? Shittest fucking television show, like the og ncis was pretty dope but NCIS LA just angers me, here i am getting pumped watching the ad for ncis, and channel 10 always combine the ads and then when i see the NCIS LA ad, im just disapointed, blowing it.

hahaha thanks skim the fat, gold.

Hipster fags that are always changing songs at parties/get togethers or even clubs, i think the cunts are allergic to hearing a song in completion, seriously all i want to do is hear the song out, especially the other night when we had the stooges blaring and some fuck has to rip the ipod out and chuck on the latest lana del rey track, biggest bummer ever, up there with getting busted half way through having an innings and being left with blue balls, i get a similar feeling when a song im really digging get overtaken by some gumboot and they're lastest hip track no one gives a fuck about

so your saying only hearing 1/2 of your favourite song gives you blue balls?

I hate you nyshitty, your rants are fucking terrible

except clearly everyone else wants to hear the new cool songs.

Not your old crappy fag ballads.

<3 Kanye

being unable to decide if I should call my next band Black Roses, or Guns and Flags, or even Black Guns and Rose Flags...

i think i hate girls

+1

Sorry hank, maybe i got too excited about getting props and i took it too far, i was titled the king of this thread but obviously not man im really sorry for upsetting you dude :(

Pay him no attention nyshitty. Just carry on, oblivious to the hate. Chin up son. Chin up.

Chapped lips and being sick fuuuuu-

Dying a little inside

-People at parties that think it will be "so funny!" to play a spice girls/backstreet boys/other shit track.

-The fact that I've moved into a new place that is permanently cold. No matter how nice it is outside.

-People at the airport that rush up as soon as they open boarding. Then the second the plane lands they are rushing to get their shit out of the overhead lockers. Then stand about 2cm away from the baggage carousel.
Why the fuck rush from one queue to another?

-People that read a one sided conspiracy theory, do no further research and then start running around like they are a genius on the topic and everyone else is ignorant.

- People that "liked _________ before it was popular" *mostly dubstep at the moment.

- Girls on facebook posting dramatic things like "I can't believe that just happened to me!" then tell the first person that asks what happened not to worry about it.

- The fact that a new iphone gets released and the newspaper becomes not worth reading for a week because every second story is about it.
*Also the fact that people line up for days to buy a phone like it's going to make their life any better
*Also when you take your phone out of your pocket and people want to have a big discusion about what it is and how it compares to ______

- Needing to go to the toilet but not being able to find anything good to read.

- Showers that can't maintain a consistent temperature

- Being the only person in the house that understands technology so it is my responsibility to make sure everyone else's stuff is always working. If something does break- it being expected I'll drop everything and fix it that very second.
*This also counts for family calling me for all over the country that expects me to fix everything over the phone

- Kids birthday parties at skateparks

- The way microwaves cook everything so unevenly.

- Noisy flies/bees that get into the house

- If I open the balcony door to grab something before going out, the fact that 9/10 times my cat will sprint by. Causing me to have to chase her around to get her back in.

- People that pick up DSLRs and get really annoyed about having to use a viewfinder

- The questions "what is the best price you can do on it?"
*Especially people buying fucking ipads. No, you can't have a discount.
*Also people that make up bullshit prices from a "store they can't tell you the name of"
*People expecting you to sell them something for the same price as a grey import from China they'll have to wait to weeks for telling you "it's the same thing"- if it was the same thing you'd have bought it.

- When somebody has used the hot water last so the first bit of water is real hot when you're washing your hands.

- When I forget to put my phone on silent.

- Petrol stations that have broken air hoses.

- That I poured a bottle of vodka into a big bottle of sprite about a week ago and forgot about it. Now I have vodka/flat lemonade

- When the milk is out of date after I've poured my cereal

- Putting on a movie then realising halfway through I really don't want to watch it.

That's all I've got for today.

you need a hug