I read the entire thread start to finish before I made that post, so it reminded me of a few things.
Shit I hate
"Kids birthday parties at skateparks"
is the worst
is the worst
Yeah almost as bad as poverty
My whole generation. And the trends that they care so much about...
People that talk about the drugs they're on or plan to take, that goes with people on Insta taking a photo of every single blunt they smoke.
I'm not giving you fucking props for making it known to me that you smoke trees and take pills.
I'm not giving you fucking props for making it known to me that you smoke trees and take pills.
this thread has saved my ass so many times...
people on facebook. i somehow ended up with over 1000 friends and now i have to delete at least 2 thirds of them so i can be at peace
I did that a while back, fully 2/3's deleted and I still dont think I was harsh enough.
"_Laz_ 11:05 05/Oct/12- Being the only person in the house that understands technology so it is my responsibility to make sure everyone else's stuff is always working. If something does break- it being expected I'll drop everything and fix it that very second.
*This also counts for family calling me for all over the country that expects me to fix everything over the phone"
Fucking this. Worst.
*This also counts for family calling me for all over the country that expects me to fix everything over the phone"
Fucking this. Worst.
It is pretty fucked, I don't mind doing it. The thing that actually bothers me about it is the demand that "Can you do it now?"
Couple of other things I remembered.
- Getting out to the car, starting it then realising I forgot something
- Using multiple monitors and a program opens on the one that isn't switched on.
- That skating for 3 hours yesterday has left me exhausted for all of today when It wasn't long ago skating every single day was no problem.
- How every skatepark in australia seems to get sections of bark placed around it.
- Forgetting to charge my phone before heading out
- Having to go to the supermarket every single day because I can never plan ahead what I'll have for dinner
*When I do plan ahead- realising I forgot one essential item, having to go back anyway
- Skatepark mums that act like you're being a douche when you nicely ask their kid to move
*How many variations of fucking scooters they have managed to come up with
- Buying vinyl then finding a skip in it on first listen
Couple of other things I remembered.
- Getting out to the car, starting it then realising I forgot something
- Using multiple monitors and a program opens on the one that isn't switched on.
- That skating for 3 hours yesterday has left me exhausted for all of today when It wasn't long ago skating every single day was no problem.
- How every skatepark in australia seems to get sections of bark placed around it.
- Forgetting to charge my phone before heading out
- Having to go to the supermarket every single day because I can never plan ahead what I'll have for dinner
*When I do plan ahead- realising I forgot one essential item, having to go back anyway
- Skatepark mums that act like you're being a douche when you nicely ask their kid to move
*How many variations of fucking scooters they have managed to come up with
- Buying vinyl then finding a skip in it on first listen
-people with a completely off shirt to pants ratio. a small etnies shirt and baggy as fuck light blue jeans with little rips at the bottom
-melbourne weather comments rapeated every 5 fucking minutes
-cunts who have to try and convince you their life is so much worse than what youre complaining about eg. me:im tired. some annoying cunt "YOURE TIRED? i slept for like 2 hours last night! ok youre the one who didnt wanna sleep you fucking idiot
-people utilizing the hungry jacks shake and win app out the front of hungry jacks but trying to do it in a sneaky way so no one knows
-unsuccesful people hating on succesful people
-when some competition kid from wonfaggi comes to the skatepark and pushes as fast as he can to tailgrab the biggest thing there
-when that same kid repeats the tailgrab every time a new crew gets there to ensure everyone at the skatepark is knowledgable of his skateboarding ability
-when im playing skate and some retard has to do the trick im trying about 5m away from my face to prove their dominance of that particular trick
-when a discussion about a pro skater or someone of importance is happening and someone has to make a comment like "oh he was pretty nice when i met him" or "oh he actually a sick dude in person" you want a fucking medal or what
-melbourne weather comments rapeated every 5 fucking minutes
-cunts who have to try and convince you their life is so much worse than what youre complaining about eg. me:im tired. some annoying cunt "YOURE TIRED? i slept for like 2 hours last night! ok youre the one who didnt wanna sleep you fucking idiot
-people utilizing the hungry jacks shake and win app out the front of hungry jacks but trying to do it in a sneaky way so no one knows
-unsuccesful people hating on succesful people
-when some competition kid from wonfaggi comes to the skatepark and pushes as fast as he can to tailgrab the biggest thing there
-when that same kid repeats the tailgrab every time a new crew gets there to ensure everyone at the skatepark is knowledgable of his skateboarding ability
-when im playing skate and some retard has to do the trick im trying about 5m away from my face to prove their dominance of that particular trick
-when a discussion about a pro skater or someone of importance is happening and someone has to make a comment like "oh he was pretty nice when i met him" or "oh he actually a sick dude in person" you want a fucking medal or what
people who say "do you want a medal" and yet fail to deliver on said promise of a medal!
cunts that think obnoxiously fangin round the park with a passport deck makes them sick. just because you're confident and know sponno'd guys doesn't mean shit, get back in line dickhead
When people cannot differentiate "he is" and 'his" and similar words. If you are older than 12 and still making these mistakes you may be entitled to a refund of your educational costs...
I have one similiar to hanks but of less importance.
It's when someone will say/write "there is" when it should be "there are" in relation to a quantity of object.
It's when someone will say/write "there is" when it should be "there are" in relation to a quantity of object.
fucking public heroes
Lazs' list because all of those things make me angry as fuck.
im with you the shredder fuck public heroes
I've still got plenty more I haven't got around to typing out.
One more but...
Being really fucking bored, and nobody else is on any of the forums I use. So nothing get's updated.
(back in the day it would've been "i'm really bored but nobody is on MSN")
One more but...
Being really fucking bored, and nobody else is on any of the forums I use. So nothing get's updated.
(back in the day it would've been "i'm really bored but nobody is on MSN")
And this one just popped up when I went from this thread to news.com.au
How the fuck is what happened in a reality TV show last night newsworthy? I fail to see how it is worth an article to tell me who got eliminated from whatever shit show.
If I cared, I'd watch the fucking show.
How the fuck is what happened in a reality TV show last night newsworthy? I fail to see how it is worth an article to tell me who got eliminated from whatever shit show.
If I cared, I'd watch the fucking show.
Agreed, i can't stand reality tv, why the fuck would i want to watch some other person's ordinary life
hipster faggots in denial complaining about hipster faggots
when sauce costs extra
when people stay over and dont flush the toilet at night to be polite.
i figure its more polite to not leave the bathroom stinking of piss.
i figure its more polite to not leave the bathroom stinking of piss.
